Score: 3

"YAWN."

submission: Red Baron

date: November 6, 2006

I gave you a 10 for humor because it was so bad, it was funny. Either way, I'm sure you'd like a pro and con breakdown like everyone else gave, so:

*THE GOOD*
Nothing.

*THE BAD*
ALL OF IT, MAYBE?

Your efforts are 'charming', to say the least...but I suggest you both keep back-up plans for future employment, as this mediocre nonsense will get you nothing more than a few chuckles from...I dunno...GOOD artists and programmers?

FFF-AIL. PASS.

Score: 3

"Ha."

submission: Higher and Higher!

date: October 10, 2006

ArmorGames has got to be the only company I know of that actually pays people to make worthless games that take no effort or creativity, and very minimal skill to produce.

Games were so much better when they were made with heart. Forking out a few hundred dollars for games like this is only perpetuating the downfall of the creative Flash community and should be taken as a personal insult to those who actually TRY and put EFFORT into their productions. Before we know it, the Flash world is going to become nothing more than a cut-throat war where a few bones is more important than the overall product, like every other business that involves creativity of any sort.

I know AG is desperate to get their name plastered on everything, but there's got to be a more noble way of doing so. This shit is just making me sad, above anything else.

Score: 0

"wa"

submission: Pico's Unloaded

date: October 5, 2006

ck

Score: 10

"I love this game."

submission: PickleMan's Green Thumb!

date: September 3, 2006

Finally something makes me feel good in a world that's made me hate myself because I'm fat and unappealing.

Score: 10

"I dunno...I really fuckin' dug it."

submission: Bozophilia

date: July 20, 2006

Really cool shit. I liked the quirky animation, and near the end I had to reflect for a moment and realize that you didn't use any spoken dialogue whatsoever, yet it seemed like I could hear the characters in my mind. You deserve a lot of credit for pulling that one off, as well as producing a film where you actually connect with the characters on different levels despite the short runtime. You did a great job keeping it entertaining throughout - generally an 11 minute Flash is a total burden.

Really well done...I'd like to see more.

Score: 10

"Haha!"

submission: NG Office Theft

date: June 28, 2006

I think it's hilarious how you nailed the exact controller he took...and I assume the Chun-Li one is in his Santa sack.

GOD DAMMIT I HATE MY LIFE.

PS, You get 10. Disregard single ratings.

Score: 4

"Part 1"

submission: WoW: When Gnomes Fly

date: June 1, 2006

Someone directed me to your DeviantArt page, where one of your journal entries expressed some of your thoughts about this submission, and Newgrounds in general.

I'm not going to say you have no talent, or drop to a lower level and tell you to suck my dick, but I will point a few things out that contradict your DA speech.

1. Your movies are fine for Newgrounds. This is an entertainment site. Your movies 'fit the user demographic' quite well, actually - so that isn't a valid excuse from your end to validate your 'lower than expected' score. Take a look at the 'Top 50 Most Bookmarked Artists' list here on Newgrounds, JoJo - currently, you're still #1. Also notice the staggering gap in-between you and #2. It's obvious that there are still quite a few people who like you here - even more so than Adam Phillips, it would seem. So drop that nonsense and grip the reality of number two.

2. As far as I saw, the "negative" reviews for this movie aren't as devastating as you made them out to be. They seem more like honesty to me. People on NG can be dicks, agreed - but they aren't like your DA people...primarily consisting of chubby girls addicted to Cowboy Bebop, Zelda, and Pocky - struggling daily to draw the perfect anime character with their "How to Draw Manga" book written by an American, so they can post their shitty and lopsided sketches all over their personal page. DeviantArt is a dumping ground. Everything is accepted, everyone has a nice and polite smile - because everyone there thinks they're an artist and needs respect and praise in return. NG is an entertainment site. We cater to millions of people, who watch, tell you what they think, and leave. That honest, that simple. Flash production, much like the video game industry, is growing at a rate so rapid that the bar is raised almost daily for production values, artwork, animation, humor, and more. Your bar is roughly 4 years lower, on all aforementioned subjects. Which isn't necessarily bad, your movie still has a good score - which brings me to number three!

(Continued, in the next review.)

Score: 10

"Wow!"

submission: Jimmy Robinson

date: December 9, 2005

THAT WAS AMAZING I VOTED 5! I especially loved the references to that Denzel movie. Whatever it's called - slipped my mind...but either way, GREAT SHOW!

Score: 10

"Wow!"

submission: Las aventuras de Mr.Coo

date: April 20, 2005

MAN that was great shit. NG needs more stuff like this.

Score: 10

"Fun."

submission: Kitten Cannon!

date: April 10, 2005

This is cool. The farthest I launched that bitch was 1,368 feet...played this shit for way too long.