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i wanna fuck everything forever

they also blow

MIKEBOT, GOOOOOooooOoooo o

cake

what a special treat

from a special guy

hey remember that one time me and you were sitting in the ng office eating sandwiches and watching the office? i don't think we realized it at the time...but we were watching the OFFICE...in the OFFICE haha holy shit

five finger is a good band

god i wanna fuck her so badlook at thosetits

Pikanjo responds:

Ha. Office. (;

man

that looks a lot like HEY WAIT A SECOND WHAT THE FUCK

JeremyLokken responds:

STAMPY!

Sharp

I bet the tangerine works well with the beets, that's a great pairing idea. The contrast is wicked too, great colors - though the photo probably doesn't bring out the beets as well as it should.

Now I'm thinking, depending on how much the flavor would be compromised, if chioggia beets would make for a suitable visual upgrade or if the dish would look too bizarre. Or if it's even possible, since cooking them down ruins their neat red and white rings. Maybe a combo - standard beets with one offset chioggia. Either way, I guess it would ruin the compote visual and overcomplicate shit, so fuck that plan.

You know there might be a slick way to whip apricot into the goat cheese and marble it out, or change the color entirely and re-constitute it. You'd be the first dude with apricot goat cheese. That'd probably be overkill though, since the apricot is meant to compliment...just thinking outloud.

What's the bed?

Either way, this is a HANDSOME dish, and it's cool in a sense that it works on lots of levels - like it'll work all year round (depending on how much of a seasonal hound you are), and at any time of the day or meal. I'm thinking I'd like to start off with this, then have something lamb-related. Or have this afterwards, even. This is sorta like a caprese salad for a new generation. I'd like to try it, and I've never been fond of beets.

Ten Michelin stars, n***a!

Ironchefgriffin responds:

I wanted a brighter red for the beets, but they were just too dark :(

The bed is the greens off the top of the beet braised in butter and tangerine zest.

HEHEHEHE

aw man he's biting him on the butt how funny is that

yellowbouncyball responds:

glad u like it- thanks fer the 10!

Hm...

Ya'll got tits on the brain - I didn't even notice them until they were pointed out by everyone. Perhaps it's not the artist who needs to stop worrying about tits, yea?

whitedevil0404 responds:

hahahahaha indeed, people worry to much about breast, maybe they dont know how they feel like, oh boy, brb going at my girls hehehe...

christ

The narrow-minded reviews from the community on this piece are embarrassing beyond belief. I can't believe how so many people can roll through as a GROUP and orchestrate such a negative response, all with the same ridiculous, bullshit perspectives on the subject matter of an otherwise great piece. The sadder truth is that a high quality digital painting of someone eating their own shit would fly better here. Sad business. This piece is well done, well laid out, and...overall good shit. It was front paged that very reason.

I'll just assume that all this nonsense revolves around this misguided global perspective on a kid who 99% of you people hate due to popular opinion...and that the grand majority of you are completely unfamiliar with his music, let alone have any idea of who he is beyond his name. That's the trend though, right?

Ya'll should be ashamed, for real. Go facepalm somewhere and quit being fags. I know your rep is on the line, and God forbid you vote anything higher than a 0 or 1, but again - you're just embarrassing yourself and the community as a whole with this snotty, gradeschool, jock-ass, braindead bullshit.

...and you're doing a swell job chasing away artists I'd like to see more from.

uh nice art bullsik

yo filthy rich

needs more pussy just saying, u get a 9 cause it needs more pussy, 10 for more pussy, pussy is slang for vagina also sexual situations make score better also

p.s. did skynet do something in the bg or yes or no p.s.s. needs more pussy

Pikanjo responds:

So my theory is that once robots are perfected, they'll be selling celebrity versions-the two most popular of course will be the Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman editions-and when you have multiple robots, they'll have the ability to 'interact' with people as well as each other. Once everyone has a robot, human reproduction will come to a halt and all that will be left are sexy lezbian robots making out with each other till the end of time.

I put the nuclear explosion in the BG to look pretty.

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