when i was a kid, my mom told me a joke - something along the lines of, why do women have legs? so they don't leave snail-trails something something

so i'm sitting here working on shit, and it hits me all of a sudden - isn't that kind of a fucked up joke to tell a kid? or IS it? maybe she's just really ahead of the curve. either way, i trust her judgement and i love my mammy, we're real pals. she laughs at my jokes plus she thinks i'm handsome which is great for my self esteem

so happy mothers day! i think or wait what's today anyways i love my mom! here's to moms everywhere! *clink

p.s. nursing was totally sweet cause like i had titties in my mouth all damn day

ppspenis i wanna thank rob for wait lemme link robs page lemme figure this busted ass blog system out rob there we go i hope thank rob for introducing me to this uh hey rob whats the bottle with the green label again? yeah that shit oh like Kurt Russel's Brown Sauce Deluxe something? you know what fuck newgrounds right now peace talk amongst yourself uh ps3 is better than xbox discuss and uh obama things does not work good