Stamper's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[1 - The Story of Khale]

Slick.

Very enviable skillage.

[Bozophilia]

I dunno...I really fuckin' dug it.

Really cool shit. I liked the quirky animation, and near the end I had to reflect for a moment and realize that you didn't use any spoken dialogue whatsoever, yet it seemed like I could hear the characters in my mind. You deserve a lot of credit for pulling that one off, as well as producing a film where you actually connect with the characters on different levels despite the short runtime. You did a great job keeping it entertaining throughout - generally an 11 minute Flash is a total burden.

Really well done...I'd like to see more.

[WoW: When Gnomes Fly]

Part 1

Someone directed me to your DeviantArt page, where one of your journal entries expressed some of your thoughts about this submission, and Newgrounds in general.

I'm not going to say you have no talent, or drop to a lower level and tell you to suck my dick, but I will point a few things out that contradict your DA speech.

1. Your movies are fine for Newgrounds. This is an entertainment site. Your movies 'fit the user demographic' quite well, actually - so that isn't a valid excuse from your end to validate your 'lower than expected' score. Take a look at the 'Top 50 Most Bookmarked Artists' list here on Newgrounds, JoJo - currently, you're still #1. Also notice the staggering gap in-between you and #2. It's obvious that there are still quite a few people who like you here - even more so than Adam Phillips, it would seem. So drop that nonsense and grip the reality of number two.

2. As far as I saw, the "negative" reviews for this movie aren't as devastating as you made them out to be. They seem more like honesty to me. People on NG can be dicks, agreed - but they aren't like your DA people...primarily consisting of chubby girls addicted to Cowboy Bebop, Zelda, and Pocky - struggling daily to draw the perfect anime character with their "How to Draw Manga" book written by an American, so they can post their shitty and lopsided sketches all over their personal page. DeviantArt is a dumping ground. Everything is accepted, everyone has a nice and polite smile - because everyone there thinks they're an artist and needs respect and praise in return. NG is an entertainment site. We cater to millions of people, who watch, tell you what they think, and leave. That honest, that simple. Flash production, much like the video game industry, is growing at a rate so rapid that the bar is raised almost daily for production values, artwork, animation, humor, and more. Your bar is roughly 4 years lower, on all aforementioned subjects. Which isn't necessarily bad, your movie still has a good score - which brings me to number three!

(Continued, in the next review.)

[Las aventuras de Mr.Coo]

Wow!

MAN that was great shit. NG needs more stuff like this.

[Red Diamond Dragon Club]

I'm hungry for more.

(PLUS I'M HUNGRY FOR SHIT.)

[_FLU!(chapter09)]

Poser! (Chapter 09)

These are starting to piss me off. Even MORE because they are doing well, score-wise.

If only people knew how easy it was to pump out Poser shit. Maybe I should start.

[Salad Fingers Episode 4]

Best. Salad Fingers.

EVER.

[Mr. Happy Face]

BRILLIANCE.

THAT SHIT WAS NOT ONLY BRILLIANT, IT WAS HILARIOUS.

Dude I wanna see some more. Don't let these other people get you down - keep makin' stuff, lots of us love this shit!

MrHappyFace responds:

Woah, thanks Stamper! Awesome getting a review from you.

Yeah I'm working on some more stuff right now, hope you like it just as much

[Final Fantasy A+]

I didn't really like it.

It was well done, but I don't like Final Fantasy that much, or the whole RPG angle.

It was pretty cool though.