Score: 10

"Good times."

submission: NG StaffGoes to theMovies

date: September 26, 2008

...and funny shit, bro.

Score: 10

"WELL WELL WELL"

submission: Bad Baby

date: May 9, 2008

THAT was pretty much GOD DAMN RADICAL

Score: 10

"USELESS REVIEW"

submission: GLIP

date: May 6, 2008

Fuck I need to get my hands on that remix.

Oh awesome movie too.

Score: 10

"Aw."

submission: Mindchamber </3

date: August 30, 2007

I voted 5 and you get a 10...mainly because my dick got semi-erect about halfway through. THE ZANY PART IS...I DON'T KNOW WHY!!!

I hate blacks,

-Stamp

Score: 3

"YAWN."

submission: Red Baron

date: November 6, 2006

I gave you a 10 for humor because it was so bad, it was funny. Either way, I'm sure you'd like a pro and con breakdown like everyone else gave, so:

*THE GOOD*
Nothing.

*THE BAD*
ALL OF IT, MAYBE?

Your efforts are 'charming', to say the least...but I suggest you both keep back-up plans for future employment, as this mediocre nonsense will get you nothing more than a few chuckles from...I dunno...GOOD artists and programmers?

FFF-AIL. PASS.

Score: 3

"Ha."

submission: Higher and Higher!

date: October 10, 2006

ArmorGames has got to be the only company I know of that actually pays people to make worthless games that take no effort or creativity, and very minimal skill to produce.

Games were so much better when they were made with heart. Forking out a few hundred dollars for games like this is only perpetuating the downfall of the creative Flash community and should be taken as a personal insult to those who actually TRY and put EFFORT into their productions. Before we know it, the Flash world is going to become nothing more than a cut-throat war where a few bones is more important than the overall product, like every other business that involves creativity of any sort.

I know AG is desperate to get their name plastered on everything, but there's got to be a more noble way of doing so. This shit is just making me sad, above anything else.

Score: 10

"Haha!"

submission: NG Office Theft

date: June 28, 2006

I think it's hilarious how you nailed the exact controller he took...and I assume the Chun-Li one is in his Santa sack.

GOD DAMMIT I HATE MY LIFE.

PS, You get 10. Disregard single ratings.

Score: 10

"Wow!"

submission: Jimmy Robinson

date: December 9, 2005

THAT WAS AMAZING I VOTED 5! I especially loved the references to that Denzel movie. Whatever it's called - slipped my mind...but either way, GREAT SHOW!

Score: 10

"Fucking great."

submission: Saved By Your Balls

date: August 28, 2004

Most of the people who gave this shit a low score got no clue what Saved by the Bell is, because it was before their time. Kids. Either that, or they just fake-ass macho pricks who can't lighten up and laugh at a few faggot jokes now and again.

NG is worthless. This game rules.

I almost beat it. :(

Score: 10

"BRILLIANCE."

submission: Mr. Happy Face

date: August 6, 2004

THAT SHIT WAS NOT ONLY BRILLIANT, IT WAS HILARIOUS.

Dude I wanna see some more. Don't let these other people get you down - keep makin' stuff, lots of us love this shit!