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Stamper

Something along these lines...

Posted by Stamper Oct. 25, 2007 @ 7:33 AM EDT

It's Halloween. Naruto boy walks up singing 'Crank Dat' with custom candy-themed lyrics.

Leans to the left and rings dat' bell. "Trick or treat!"

Muffled voice: "Just a minute."

Boy dressed as Chun-Li walks up.

"Oh cool a Naruto costume." [THAT WAS SARCASM]

"Street Fighter sucks."

"It does not!"

[CONTINUE HILARIOUS CONVERSATION]

Impatient kid rings doorbell again. Muffled voice: "Coming, one sec..."

"BTW...Chun-Li is a GIRL. You're a FAG."

"Yeah, well Naruto...is...WHITE."

Black kid frowns in defeat.

Differences set aside, both kids agree to go to a new house, but not before the homeowner opens the door while jacking his dick, quickly shooting loads into both of their pumpkin buckets.

I had also intended to pan back into the guy's house to introduce his zany girlfriend, then end it with a Street Fighter 2 V "Next Episode" parody starring Vega, using audio from the end of episode 13 - "The Legend of Hadou Ken".

There. Now I don't have to finish this worthless cartoon. I should do this all the time!

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55 Comments

Oct. 25, 2007 | 7:58 AM MattTheParanoidKat says:

OH MY FUCKING GOD! This is by far the greatest idea ever. NOW TO ADD MY LAME ASS INPUT ON THIS PROBABLE HALLOWEEN FLASH: ADD KENSHIRO FROM FIST OF THE NORTH STAR! THAT IS ALL

Also, if I ever see a Black kid dressed up as Naruto I'd be laughing so fucking hard I would have an aneurysm.


Oct. 25, 2007 | 12:21 PM Vert says:

Stamper, you never cease to amaze me at your capacity to turn ordinary, run-of-the-mill and, after twisting them in your sordid and black mind, present them without hesistation to the imense horror of most of the human population.

P.S. AKUMA ROXER TEH WORLSD


Oct. 25, 2007 | 3:03 PM pezzo says:

So you are completing it for Halloween or what?


Oct. 25, 2007 | 4:11 PM lawlmaster says:

yawn???


Oct. 25, 2007 | 4:12 PM Daniel-M says:

a revolution, renaissance, if you will


Oct. 26, 2007 | 12:58 AM Enoll says:

Finish it and I'll buy you another pack of ciggs, or anything else you like to suck on all day long.


Oct. 26, 2007 | 8:05 AM Rummy0 says:

Spank Me.


Oct. 26, 2007 | 10:07 AM Minime5896 says:

nice picture dude


Oct. 26, 2007 | 5:27 PM The-evil-bucket says:

Sounds like a good use of time.


Oct. 26, 2007 | 7:00 PM MindChamber says:

Naruto-mocha


Oct. 27, 2007 | 1:26 AM DeRosa says:

LMAO.


Oct. 27, 2007 | 3:05 PM Thimbles says:

Can't wait till it comes out :3


Oct. 27, 2007 | 11:45 PM DABridges says:

Just finish it lazy ass.


Oct. 28, 2007 | 8:28 AM MCU says:

Needs homosexual narutard sex.
Or is that already in there?


Oct. 28, 2007 | 10:46 AM LazyMuffin says:

That black kid has some luscious lips.

mmmmmmm...


Oct. 28, 2007 | 9:48 PM CuteAndFuzzy says:

Just look at that radiant complexion.


Oct. 28, 2007 | 11:25 PM ZT says:

I love you. SO MUCH.

P.S.

I bump your tunes in my hood 24-7, when you gonna kick somethin new, babe?


Oct. 29, 2007 | 1:16 AM ripoffhitman says:

Step one 2 3 full pull it in pull it out serve it titties in my hands. Ah where do you come up with this stuff man, your the newgrounds god!


Oct. 29, 2007 | 1:17 AM Infernalz says:

you just like the idea of naruto having some huge black dick huh? and i would guess that girl next to him is your self as a woman? :P


Oct. 29, 2007 | 4:01 AM Grub-Xer0 says:

Finish the cartoon you lazy fuck.


Oct. 29, 2007 | 9:14 AM CameronClunes says:

I'M FULL OF ANGST


Oct. 29, 2007 | 9:31 PM GodOfLife says:

I'm very distured, and i think it left burn hole in my mind, weird- Black naruto and white Chung Li, very disturbing! but niice art


Oct. 30, 2007 | 3:50 PM supyohos123 says:

Get the black Naruto to fuck the boy Chun-Li. It's better than giving up.


Oct. 30, 2007 | 4:47 PM HangManFred says:

Finish it! Your cartoons are always so funny in a completely wrong way.


Oct. 31, 2007 | 3:20 AM physco-pickle says:

*sucks Cock*


Oct. 31, 2007 | 5:21 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard says:

4567
all good ffff goes to heaven


Nov. 1, 2007 | 2:05 PM Ravinrazza says:

UR PICTURE ROCKS BUT CAN I ASK SOME QUESTIONS BECAUSE IM A NEW COMER... OK NOW HOW DO U MAKE MUSIC BECAUSE I LOVE THIS SITE AND I REALI WANNA CREATE A SONG THAT ROCKS WITH LOTS OF BEATS INIT PLEASE REPLY M8.. THANK YOU


Nov. 1, 2007 | 8:59 PM BlueHippo says:

even with text and just one picture it's still better than most of the crap passing in the portal ;P


Nov. 2, 2007 | 10:01 AM nirvelyar says:

lulz! Great drawing!


Nov. 2, 2007 | 11:38 AM Hammi says:

Lol i would love to see it. Looking away from those stick flashes youve done so far, id like to see you back in flash business again :D Anyways id love to see this story in flash xP


Nov. 2, 2007 | 3:14 PM IammeoramI says:

Thats disgusting! NOW OPEN YOU VAGINA! >:(


Nov. 2, 2007 | 6:12 PM Thewests says:

Want to know something funny? I've never played street fighter before.


Nov. 2, 2007 | 10:51 PM tankmang says:

Cock joke


Nov. 3, 2007 | 9:27 AM Lorkas says:

Did you use flash or photoshop?


Nov. 3, 2007 | 3:54 PM dalay2 says:

hey stamper dis is ur frnd Dalay2!
y is naruto blck?


Nov. 4, 2007 | 3:38 PM invaderzimja says:

36 comments grrr >=( grrr i dont get that grrr (muble grown winch) grrrrr ( stamps off)


Nov. 4, 2007 | 6:54 PM Corky-D says:

Why don't you respond to comments?


Nov. 4, 2007 | 10:58 PM RaNcIdPsYcHoJoSh says:

This is going to fucking suck and you're a stupid asshole for concieving it


Nov. 4, 2007 | 10:59 PM RaNcIdPsYcHoJoSh says:

Also, no kid knows what street fighter is anymore, they'd probably BOTH be naruto characters :(


Nov. 5, 2007 | 12:31 PM Lorkas says:

Weird shading angle...


Nov. 5, 2007 | 10:54 PM Eggys says:

You should make more of these.


Nov. 6, 2007 | 4:41 AM Sonucais says:

I lold.


Nov. 6, 2007 | 11:40 PM Erect-Vagina says:

lol


Nov. 8, 2007 | 12:17 AM LilDwarf says:

and then the Black kid says to Chun-Li "Yeah? Chun-LI is YELLOW"


Nov. 8, 2007 | 8:03 PM Schlupi says:

tat halloween story is insane. I wish that old men jizzed in my pumpkins.....


Nov. 8, 2007 | 8:55 PM Runescaperocks says:

Haha, you rock Stamper. If you make this, all my 5 r blong 2 u. Boy chun-li lmao.. You have a twisted mind..


Nov. 11, 2007 | 7:28 AM Greatdave1 says:

you are cool and when i meen cool i meen so cool


Nov. 11, 2007 | 7:30 AM Greatdave1 says:

you are cool and when i meen cool i meen so cool


Nov. 12, 2007 | 10:06 PM Squeky says:

what if he missed and hit the kids instead of the candy buckets "HEADSHOT!!!"

8=====B----------# (@.@)
W


Nov. 12, 2007 | 10:59 PM ThePeterMissile says:

Stamper you're the shit!!!


Nov. 13, 2007 | 5:49 PM steph2568 says:

omfg, black naruto!?!?

XD


Nov. 15, 2007 | 1:38 PM AcidSoldier says:

I rape you now.


Nov. 20, 2007 | 5:32 AM Chad-T says:

Finish me


Dec. 22, 2007 | 4:30 AM michaelsetiyawan says:

WTH???
NARUTO CRAZY!!!


Apr. 6, 2008 | 7:26 PM gansoXP says:

WHAT HE FUCK IS WRONG WITH Naruto?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? DAMN!!!!

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