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Posted by Stamper Aug. 18, 2009 @ 7:10 PM EDT

i'm afraid of the dark

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Aug. 18, 2009 | 7:11 PM WilliWowza says:

i'm afraid knot

Aug. 18, 2009 | 7:11 PM GiantDouche says:

I'll hold you babeh ;3

Aug. 18, 2009 | 7:12 PM DumbassDude says:

SO AM I

Aug. 18, 2009 | 7:12 PM EJR says:

Pussy

Aug. 18, 2009 | 7:13 PM Shikamarana says:

I prefer the dark actually. And the cold. And silence. Cold, dark, silent places.

Aug. 18, 2009 | 7:17 PM GiantDouche says:

I love you Shika.

Aug. 18, 2009 | 7:21 PM sontuk says:

!!!

Aug. 18, 2009 | 7:22 PM Otto007 says:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Aug. 18, 2009 | 7:27 PM SoulMaster71 says:

I can only sleep in the light, the dark is just too stimulating.

Aug. 18, 2009 | 7:38 PM Phobotech says:

Do you need a strong man to hold you at night?

Don't lie to me, boy!

Aug. 18, 2009 | 7:39 PM FourSwordsKing says:

The Douche reveals himself.

Aug. 18, 2009 | 7:44 PM AeroSmith220 says:

you should sleep with a pussy

Aug. 18, 2009 | 7:47 PM ilikeblamingcrap says:

YES U AM!

Aug. 18, 2009 | 8:20 PM jakenator85 says:

Hello!

Aug. 18, 2009 | 8:46 PM LDAF says:

OMG ME TOO!

Aug. 18, 2009 | 9:08 PM flashwarrior says:

I'm afraid of being anally demolished by Q*bert in the night so I have to keep playing his game every day.

Aug. 18, 2009 | 9:49 PM Chocomilk says:

I'm afraid of your mom!

Aug. 18, 2009 | 9:51 PM AronKong says:

Penis

Aug. 18, 2009 | 10:31 PM cast says:

Hi Stamps. :(

Aug. 18, 2009 | 10:37 PM ledeas says:

I really enjoyed the pics you did, but I enjoyed the coments and odd stories even more. I remember the nintendo cereal, hell I remember the Pac-Man cartoon and Donkey Kong Cereal....

what'cha going to do? Ya know?

Aug. 18, 2009 | 11:06 PM Eammy says:

EXCLAMATION MARK

Aug. 18, 2009 | 11:23 PM Blush says:

When are you making keeblur 2?

Aug. 18, 2009 | 11:23 PM KILLY12 says:

Stop bitchin' and turn the lights off!!!

Aug. 18, 2009 | 11:37 PM The-Great-One says:

Are you hinting that you want a lava lamp for your birthday?

Aug. 18, 2009 | 11:53 PM thelittleemo says:

Yeah, hurry up and make keeblur 2.

Aug. 18, 2009 | 11:55 PM moorua says:

Im afraid of the ng staff

Aug. 19, 2009 | 12:08 AM omegared says:

STAMPER WHY!?!?!? Why atre you a lunitic that hasn't mispelled that word lunitic or listened to my demo reel?????!

Aug. 19, 2009 | 12:31 AM speeling says:

oh noes

Aug. 19, 2009 | 3:01 AM Flee says:

Just think of it as mild, darkness-induced schizophrenia.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 3:26 AM SevasTra says:

I'm afraid of anal rape.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 4:10 AM De-Line says:

borrow one of wades flashlights.

shit yeah i follow him on twitter.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 8:06 AM Razzar508 says:

i love the dark and cold .

Aug. 19, 2009 | 8:55 AM RYNOL says:

You're not afriad of giant dicks. But the dark is scary? How fucked up is you?

Aug. 19, 2009 | 8:58 AM Chdonga says:

Dark is more afraid of you than you are it.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 9:57 AM nitrogyen says:

soo you were a boy, now a female?
well, ive burnt all your porn

Aug. 19, 2009 | 11:35 AM Kokejin says:

???...wtf

Aug. 19, 2009 | 1:58 PM Pelemus-McSoy says:

Simple solution:

Get a flashlight, a gun of your choice, attach flashlight to said weapon, and kill anything that suddenly moves. But if you hear someone crying, avoid the bitch. She'll kill you dead if you bother her.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 2:25 PM GlebGuy says:

You're not alone buddy.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 3:24 PM Paryl says:

glow in the dark dildo

Aug. 19, 2009 | 6:51 PM xXShortEmoKidXx says:

Me too. You ever seen the Grudge? Scary shit, man....that's why.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 7:35 PM The-Adrian says:

LOOK A FAG!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Aug. 19, 2009 | 11:37 PM Devilshadow666 says:

really

Aug. 20, 2009 | 12:07 AM TehdeShite says:

(STAMPER) 8==========D (TEHDESHITE)

Aug. 20, 2009 | 12:13 AM zipcode21229 says:

Lets be afraid together.

Aug. 20, 2009 | 3:01 AM mannyatwork1 says:

Is that a black joke?

Aug. 20, 2009 | 4:07 AM firefoxed12 says:

i always carry a mini maglight in the end of my dick for just such a occasion

Aug. 20, 2009 | 8:10 AM Kong14 says:

Are you gay? I hope your not.

Aug. 20, 2009 | 10:13 AM Spite says:

!!!

Aug. 20, 2009 | 3:49 PM masamu says:

Say WWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT??????
??

Aug. 20, 2009 | 5:36 PM PaperWario says:

Stamper, you fucking rock DICKS!

Aug. 20, 2009 | 6:05 PM HankSkadinsky says:

ok.

Aug. 20, 2009 | 8:41 PM Pokemonpoeguygcn says:

But you must join the dark side!

Aug. 21, 2009 | 1:14 AM Crazyhobo51 says:

30 oz. Jose Cuervo Margarita Mix
2-4 oz. Monster Energy Drink (Green)
5 Orange Flavored Tic-Tac
1 Whole Fruit Rollup (Strawberry
OPTIONAL: 1 Cool Ranch Dorito Chip

First take the whole jug of margarita mix, preferably half empty. Take the Tic-Tacs and drop them into the jug and shake for approximately five to ten minutes, or at least until their colour has faded. After that let the drink sit for another five minutes. Next comes the Monster or equivalent energy drink, pour in about a 1/4 or 1/6 of the can, depending on how strong you wish the drink to be. Swirl and shake the drink for about fifteen seconds to mix in the energy drink. Hopefully by this point the Tic-Tacs will have completely dissolved but if they haven't it doesn't particularly matter. For the final step insert one whole Strawberry Fruit Rollup, tearing it into pieces and dropping them in. Shake well for another few minutes and your drink should be complete.

You can drink this beverage in any available container, even straight from the jug, but be aware that the very bottom will most likely have a sort of rind from the Fruit Rollups and Tic-Tacs making it very strong or bad tasting.

This drink was invented by me at a party with some friends who were looking for a fun drink without alchohol. I mainly make this drink with a half full jug of margarita mix, but when using a full jug I double all of the none mix ingredients for the same result, but sometimes I must drain a little of the Jose Cuervo before hand in order to prevent it from over flowing. Feel free to improve upon or otherwise edit

Aug. 21, 2009 | 6:57 AM dresnet says:

holy shit..... stamper afraid of the dark .... what the fucking fuck? lol

Aug. 21, 2009 | 7:49 AM THEANTIFULP says:

wow you get such nice blogers... yeah for stamper!
heres an idea turn the "i'm afraid of the dark" into on of your crazy peices of art...

Aug. 21, 2009 | 8:07 AM Woodstck says:

i use to be, but after the first time the bogey man raped me i was oooook!

Aug. 21, 2009 | 11:12 AM noogai1000 says:

Few things you should know:
1. No such things as ghosts!
2. No such things as vampires!
3. No such things as the living dead!
4. No such things as living myths!

Feel better?

Aug. 21, 2009 | 4:30 PM kylenitz says:

faggot

Aug. 22, 2009 | 2:09 AM djcamodude says:

i can only sleep in the light the dark makes me to powerful OR do i want that Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Aug. 22, 2009 | 12:46 PM lorddante666 says:

i also like the dark its easier to shank ppl from behind
the best surprise are form behind

Aug. 22, 2009 | 12:50 PM S3C says:

Uncle Bens is shitty rice

Aug. 22, 2009 | 4:12 PM Brundaty says:

Fear The Dark? Just Eat it then..... Pussy.

Aug. 23, 2009 | 12:12 AM Izzy712 says:

NO WAI

Aug. 23, 2009 | 1:23 AM Phobotech says:

Fear of the Dark...FEAR OF THE DARK...
I have a constant fear that something's always near...

Aug. 23, 2009 | 5:08 AM WAaAzZAaA says:

DAMN, N***A!

Aug. 23, 2009 | 7:38 PM Doobster69 says:

Holy Man-gina

Aug. 23, 2009 | 11:18 PM pigtailsboy says:

Turn the lights off faggot!

Aug. 23, 2009 | 11:19 PM pigtailsboy says:

To clarify, if I'm more pussy than you are then you damn well should fucking turn off the lights, pansey!

Aug. 24, 2009 | 5:08 PM Zeppelin562 says:

69th! Im gonna fuck your baby sister in her undeveloped vagina

Aug. 24, 2009 | 6:45 PM ZagmenO says:

ROFLMAO!!!

Aug. 24, 2009 | 8:02 PM TheTest says:

Press 'F' for flashlight.
You'll be fine.

Aug. 24, 2009 | 9:24 PM fuzz97 says:

get a night light

Aug. 25, 2009 | 2:57 AM Jonas says:

I'm afraid of Alex Mack, and other Snick shows.

Aug. 25, 2009 | 4:57 AM JacketMatt says:

Why is there so many comment's about this.... I have so many... I.. i have... oh who am i!

Aug. 25, 2009 | 9:21 AM therealanimator says:

dont worry stamper i wont rape you in the dark. Yet...

Aug. 25, 2009 | 6:19 PM SuperLaserBeamPanda says:

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Aug. 26, 2009 | 1:24 AM FBIpolux says:

I'll cuddle

Aug. 27, 2009 | 8:03 AM NatetheG says:

Just remember that some animals can live in complete darkness. This includes bats, velociraptors, and giant tentacle monsters.

Oh wait.... How's that help you.... Oops!

Aug. 27, 2009 | 9:57 AM rorychally says:

we all knew you racist f*ck.

Aug. 27, 2009 | 10:52 AM VinnyXY says:

Then you obviously have some kind of phobia but me I actually prefer the dark!

Aug. 28, 2009 | 12:56 AM Zombiffix says:

I was always under the impression that you were a guy, hence the icon pics. Because if that's the case then the comments on this post are very disturbing.

As for the dark, get a night light. duh. lol

Either that or smuggle a fire-breathing dragon across customs from Zanzabar and keep it in your room/office/basement/sidewalk to scare away all creepers.

And I'm not talking about the ones in your closet.

lmao

Aug. 28, 2009 | 8:49 AM BazookaBomber says:

a 26 year old woman (im not sure the Gender is right but it says in hes/shes profile Female) whos afraid of the darkness?
ive got no words -.-

Aug. 28, 2009 | 8:53 AM BazookaBomber says:

by the way dont be afraid you be fine if you dont think of the spiders, the bats, the boogiman, the chance you got for that a thief comes into your house at night trying to kill you or the tentacle monsters that likes to be underneath beds
you be fine.

Aug. 28, 2009 | 9:14 PM jakenator85 says:

It'll all be over before you know it.

Aug. 28, 2009 | 10:35 PM NotaRealname says:

Well, it sure is darker than a turnip factory down here.

Aug. 28, 2009 | 11:40 PM Jesseblade74 says:

Night-night.

Aug. 29, 2009 | 7:06 AM Chime says:

NIGHT LIGHTLY NIGHT MITE.

Aug. 29, 2009 | 8:27 AM Kitten-of-Annoyance says:

I'm afraid of what is in the dark......
>____<

Aug. 29, 2009 | 11:42 AM ToonSummonedSkull12 says:

Why do all the other comments sound so...retarded?

Aug. 29, 2009 | 12:40 PM TheFlameAlchemist says:

stay in the light

Aug. 30, 2009 | 12:05 AM jetset1 says:

The tooth fairy will get you unless you are in the light. You've been warned.

Aug. 30, 2009 | 4:38 AM Ryutei says:

Cool story bro

Aug. 30, 2009 | 8:22 AM dani12345 says:

no way me to

Aug. 30, 2009 | 9:38 PM coolpick says:

oh my god you smoke! that's bad for you you know

Aug. 30, 2009 | 9:44 PM okis says:

im afraid ofgay sex

Aug. 31, 2009 | 3:10 PM Benjamin94 says:

Well that was informating... ._.

Aug. 31, 2009 | 5:36 PM FunnyStuff707 says:

Masturbate repeatedly until your fear is resolved.

Aug. 31, 2009 | 6:23 PM k6ka says:

I think you're safe. Don't be afraid: you're not alone.

Sep. 1, 2009 | 2:25 AM keirupted says:

Hey STAMPER........

..........it's out and published on AniBoom. You know what I'm talking about. :D

Sep. 1, 2009 | 7:58 AM Thomas says:

if you're a female, that means we have sex and not be gay right?

Sep. 1, 2009 | 8:41 AM The-Swain says:

i miss you but i don't know how to say it

Sep. 1, 2009 | 1:09 PM ilandman11 says:

you should be im there :3

Sep. 1, 2009 | 1:36 PM PsychoGoldfish says:

darks are terrifying

Sep. 2, 2009 | 5:25 AM Dapper says:

Joey... Joey?

Yeah?

NMRGNMMMRNGNM

Sep. 2, 2009 | 5:37 PM RabidSquirrelStudios says:

Here, grab my cock

Rooster, I mean

Sep. 3, 2009 | 5:30 PM Magnet-Boy says:

so is dick cheney

Sep. 4, 2009 | 8:45 AM Sausau says:

I found your previous statement quite amusing and did have an audible chuckle, but I would appreciate if you explained yourself so that I may fully understand your desired message

Sep. 4, 2009 | 10:16 AM trippyhippo says:

no way

Sep. 4, 2009 | 10:41 PM Zombie-Toaster says:

What's with the sudden interest in hot dogs?

Sep. 5, 2009 | 1:43 PM IngeniousCheese says:

I´m afraid of you.

Sep. 6, 2009 | 12:47 AM PikaRobo says:

Do you go in a state of fear whenever you blink?

Sep. 6, 2009 | 1:15 AM ThatGuyLogan says:

Man Im a big fan. LoL OH YEAH GURL! It tastes DisGUSTInG!

Sep. 6, 2009 | 1:06 PM ZaxOrdan says:

You're not alone dude, you're not alone.

Sep. 6, 2009 | 3:38 PM alucardxmeow says:

It's okay.

Sep. 6, 2009 | 10:32 PM Gamerx8 says:

I'm also afraid of the dark since i was a kid i used to see spirits and i still do a couple of times, but i mostly don't tell no one since they don't believe me

Sep. 7, 2009 | 1:29 AM hiltonk says:

i dont blame you for haveing that same fetish i do BUT what the fuck was up wirh your street fighter colab aditob what the fuck! allso the mgs colab editon was awesome mixing sex and comedy is awesome but dont make it disgusting ps im a big fan but you disgraced t viper or whatever the hell her name is XD

Sep. 7, 2009 | 6:23 PM Krymtel says:

Just drag the sun closer to you...

Sep. 7, 2009 | 8:18 PM Kitala says:

Thats nice....

gagsy and i r getting married btw

I was told you would shit your pants if I told you
it's true.

Look at my news for proof

:3
sorrydude

<a href="http://www.kitala.newgrounds.com">http://www.kitala.newgrounds.com</a>

Sep. 7, 2009 | 9:14 PM mrty says:

Quit smoking, Stamper. See a doctor or do whatever you need, or else you will die in front of your loved ones before you know it...

Sep. 7, 2009 | 10:57 PM jakenator85 says:

PENIS.

Sep. 9, 2009 | 2:29 PM brettmarshall1999 says:

lol

Sep. 9, 2009 | 2:59 PM Afire236 says:

Dude you are Hilariously funny. Keep up the good work : D

Sep. 9, 2009 | 6:11 PM gamerguy23 says:

Loser! XD

Sep. 10, 2009 | 9:10 PM soraku392 says:

hey whats up man. im a friend of jeff's from gibbons. big fan of ur shit dude keep up with stuff like the street fighter collab

Sep. 11, 2009 | 4:41 PM SupraAddict says:

ha, haha, hahahahaha

Sep. 11, 2009 | 5:02 PM knoxman77 says:

your a girl i thought guys like porn not girls unless your a lezzbo

Sep. 12, 2009 | 12:50 PM TehSlapHappy says:

I'll just leave then.

Sep. 13, 2009 | 1:35 AM RocketFromtheCrypt says:

I am afraid of commitment and running low on prescription pills.

Sep. 14, 2009 | 11:53 AM Sanchez150894 says:

are... you... SERIOUS??? O.o oh dude, how old are you? XD maybe always having a box of matches, a zippo or a flashlight would help! ^^

Sep. 14, 2009 | 1:07 PM Cyberdevil says:

How de light ing

Sep. 14, 2009 | 4:33 PM flipboi117 says:

pansy.

Sep. 14, 2009 | 5:22 PM BazookaJack says:

lol what

Sep. 15, 2009 | 10:27 PM mysticnamja says:

uhh does the 3rd in ur info mean you play third strike?

2df: 1234b

Sep. 17, 2009 | 2:46 AM Krinkels says:

Buy a gun, you faget.

Sep. 17, 2009 | 8:55 PM RogueOps666 says:

I Had No Idea You Were A Chick

Sep. 18, 2009 | 2:06 AM cheatdude911 says:

your afraid of your mom

Sep. 18, 2009 | 11:42 AM WadeFulp says:

Need a flashlight? I have to shit. BAD.

Sep. 19, 2009 | 11:36 PM talkingtrousers says:

The virgin spleen was all over the chairs of the trailer.

Why, Sally. If you had have just spent one more night, just one more night cleaning out the giraffes you may have been able to flee from the fusty smell of the brainzilla.

Though sullivan was on the job, he knew his left foot from his right foot and once he got a sniff of the coke that was life, he was snorting like a pig on helium.

"Perhaps she fled down the stairs and on her descent asked for a packet of crest spearmint toothpaste to prevent tartar build up and plaque" Said sullivan to Greg, the local fishmonger who oddly enough sold nothing but rubber bands and pieces of lint. "it appeared that there was a cock joke engraved into her body" "Cock jokes hmm?"

"they're hilarious Sir." Said brownie the elf, whos addiction to black tar heroin only matched his hunger for adolescent boys.

"Quite right brownie, we're on the tail of a serious cockslapper bitch" Said sullivan, whos whiskery beard quivered in the moonlight. And off they sped on their hoverbikes ready to take on the world.

Meanwhile back at Hq captain manbreast was contemplating the world.
He pondered that A barrel of dead babies, gravy and tightrope walker couldnt possibly fit into a three piece variety meal. He wished he knew what a three piece variety meal was, let alone what a barrel of dead babies and gravy was spending its time in one. Manbreast wasnt to be trifled with, and he let out a long sigh, indicating it was time to go home to his wife and kids, who loved him very much. Though manbreasts night was upset by the fact his kids had moved to africa and that his wife was dead for over 4 years now. That didnt stop him sexually defiling the corpse, he was on edge, in need of answers and a decent plod.

Sallys head was under a lampshade when Sullivan found it. She had obviously had a nice time playing twister with her aunty before brainzilla took her. Brainzilla that bastard. Only he could devise such a plan of ruining game night and doing a crabs bend while lindsay lohan done jumping jacks. Though sulivan knew that if he didnt act in the great play of life, the simmering soup of love would never be as frothy and smoothe as the great crutons of bhudda.

But yeah, The dark is fucked up.

Sep. 20, 2009 | 7:43 PM Agumonkid says:

*TALK LIKE A THERAPIST*
so how long ago did you first experience this

Sep. 21, 2009 | 10:22 AM LBRocker says:

I'm afraid of the stamper. That's why I have a night light and a tire iron in my bedroom.

Sep. 22, 2009 | 7:10 PM uchihamaster says:

how bout a tekken collab to celebrate the release of tekken 6 that would be awesome and i hope your irrational fear of the dark subbsides

Sep. 22, 2009 | 9:09 PM Aggzza says:

lol what a n00b

Sep. 24, 2009 | 2:38 AM gta123 says:

hey stamper do me a favor and forget about the dark and scout my art

Sep. 24, 2009 | 2:40 AM gta123 says:

i keep a big ass torque wrench beside my bed

Sep. 25, 2009 | 1:17 PM ericbobman777 says:

me 2

Sep. 26, 2009 | 3:49 AM StuffMuffin says:

well here is an idea
why dont u just think of porn
like all ur porn stuff and stuff like that
lol

Sep. 27, 2009 | 6:57 PM DePrati says:

.....................................
...........oh your serious? well thatz to bad.

Sep. 27, 2009 | 8:33 PM SpazStrike says:

hey stamper. first off i have to say; holy crap you are a girl?! damn, that is awesome! i have a question, how do you make your flash movies? i have no idea how to. yours are so...perfect. and how can i friends request you?

Sep. 28, 2009 | 1:28 AM Tykwa says:

Cool BEANS

Sep. 29, 2009 | 10:16 PM xtremelyfunny says:

same thing as Shikamarana

Oct. 1, 2009 | 7:41 PM kevlucky7 says:

me tooooooooooo

Oct. 3, 2009 | 1:56 AM xXShortEmoKidXx says:

I SUPPOSE if you're really that afraid of the dark, we could fuck with the lights on?

Oct. 4, 2009 | 1:36 PM bocodamondo says:

you are very adult :D
i like you works

Oct. 6, 2009 | 8:58 PM Slayer423 says:

OMG dont look

Oct. 7, 2009 | 5:30 PM ILoveTheBBS says:

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what Im thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Give you up. give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up

We've know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Oct. 7, 2009 | 8:28 PM Salpingite says:

What a perv....sure you really enjoy gettin pissed on by a dirty cunt :D ....WELL SO DO I !!! Great job Stamper you rock!

Oct. 8, 2009 | 11:33 PM omegared says:

This is an extremely log rant with no period that I wanted to make as a joke poking fun at those who do this for any reason other than fun and find time to make there rant have good grammer like with periods im a retard and I have a lot of potential in flash and need help from some one like you or stamper will u help me please if not thanks anyway oh oops dip shits like me made you guys turn of your pm inoboxes and therefore cool people like the real me omegared and not the fake person faggot i am pretending to be can never ever pm you silly things again like stuff that says you guys made a funny flash or a funny cock joke or a dumb meme cry I wish I had no life so I could end it all here but unfortunately I want to fuck this chick I just met last week so I am going to live and enjoy myself lololol just kidding i have no life and spam websites and suck dicks for cocaine that taste like candy

if you put this rant into a microsoft sam voice and animate it in flash it will get 100,000+ views.

Oct. 11, 2009 | 12:05 AM Sawyer2228 says:

dARKNES IS AWSOME IF IT DOESN'T HAVE CERIAL KILLERS AND BAD PEOPLE OR ANIMALS WAITING TO ATTACK YOU OR GOHSTS TRYING TO SCARE YOU IN IT

Oct. 11, 2009 | 1:54 AM 7IsUnlucky says:

Your banner makes me want to vomit for some reason

Oct. 12, 2009 | 6:01 AM full-metal-albatross says: