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Stamper

METAL GEAR DISC FUCK

Posted by Stamper Sep. 19, 2008 @ 6:47 PM EDT

"My bad."

Let this be a lesson boys and ghouls - aim low, and you'll never go wrong.

FUCK THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE: YOU

GAME ON

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101 Comments

Sep. 19, 2008 | 6:58 PM wuzzles says:

The guy playing Chun Li totally telegraphed that super combo shit

I mean come on


Sep. 19, 2008 | 6:59 PM TheSoulMan says:

i didn't even know that was possible. or does it go automatically? i mean, the insane jump and block thing


Sep. 19, 2008 | 7:10 PM C1ph3r says:

About that vid, why the fuck were there a helluva lot of people there?!


Sep. 19, 2008 | 7:29 PM WolfBlitz2 says:

hang on a sec,
I am me
you are you
this is very perplexing


Sep. 19, 2008 | 7:51 PM Sir-Nuts says:

God-dammit, Chun Li.


Sep. 19, 2008 | 7:56 PM Nikenick says:

You're not a co-author, what happened?


Sep. 19, 2008 | 8:46 PM TehSlapHappy says:

Goddamn, you hate us all, but we all love you. WHY


Sep. 19, 2008 | 9:07 PM cast says:

Hello Stamps, I love you.


Sep. 19, 2008 | 9:10 PM mranarchy says:

<3

That is all


Sep. 19, 2008 | 9:10 PM SuperLulzords says:

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Sep. 19, 2008 | 9:49 PM Malachy says:

Hot Piss


Sep. 19, 2008 | 10:45 PM Mad-Mardigan says:

cock is a funny word.
I just died laughing after typing it...


Sep. 20, 2008 | 5:31 AM Hyrus says:

I wish I knew what happened in that video. Oh well. :^(

Why did disc 2 take so long?


Sep. 20, 2008 | 5:53 AM JakBaronKing says:

Wow...I heard of that move...but your timing would have to be memorized for each character in order to pull it off successfully.


Sep. 20, 2008 | 7:53 AM darknessdweller says:

wtf r u talkin' about!?


Sep. 20, 2008 | 4:02 PM Irukandji12 says:

Mi grande pelotas en tu boca.


Sep. 20, 2008 | 4:58 PM Incognitus says:

That fight got an honorable mention in this month's OPM UK. Also, Capcom better damn bring in some SFIII characters into the mix for Street Fighter IV!


Sep. 20, 2008 | 7:42 PM Sonucais says:

Classic tournament

I was so fucking amazed with that.


Sep. 20, 2008 | 7:57 PM DaVeB0T says:

It sucked


Sep. 20, 2008 | 10:55 PM YoinK says:

holy tits batman! I'm going to watch this now!!!!!!!!!
go watch this masterpiece stamper!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /457454


Sep. 21, 2008 | 4:21 AM Cheddar79 says:

Videos of Street Fighter make up for us all being fucked. And yes the game is on.


Sep. 21, 2008 | 3:20 PM igott says:

heh heh nice eggs.


Sep. 21, 2008 | 7:32 PM Unkle-Krakerz says:

You sonofabitch.


Sep. 21, 2008 | 8:51 PM SardonicSamurai says:

I still watch Starcraft Tournaments in Korea

:(


Sep. 21, 2008 | 9:12 PM toxicdog says:

Keep them flashes rollin. *gives ya a cookie*
YOU BETTER ENJOY THAT DAM COOKIE!!!
P.S.- Nice work on the MGS Disk 2


Sep. 21, 2008 | 9:15 PM toxicdog says:

(on commenting that is XD)


Sep. 22, 2008 | 12:42 AM Spite says:

I have to admit that was awesome.
He had like no health left....


Sep. 22, 2008 | 1:31 AM TomaMoto says:

Man does anyone here have Anniversary Collection online? I gotta get off to some SF3 against another player RIGHT NOW!


Sep. 22, 2008 | 1:59 AM Kenneth-Knows-All says:

I could've done that...


Sep. 22, 2008 | 3:20 AM iscrulz says:

Well what did you expect go drown in your aunts pussy juices.


Sep. 22, 2008 | 3:47 AM RECKLESSFIRE says:

The is no one That can beat me in Street Fighter


Sep. 22, 2008 | 6:12 PM Killerkb says:

Stamper, seriously.
That movie is so extremely satisfying.

I get a weird feeling in my belly every time I watch it.

Also, great, GREAT collab.


Sep. 22, 2008 | 8:04 PM omegared says:

THAT SUCH A AWESOME VID!~ thanks for all the hard work Stamp!


Sep. 22, 2008 | 11:59 PM Clueless-queen says:

we love you stamper


Sep. 24, 2008 | 2:26 AM Chad-T says:

I am farting as I write this.


Sep. 24, 2008 | 4:50 PM STFUBrad says:

Maybe the person playing Chun Li shouldn't of totally like gave away what they were going to do. Lmao.


Sep. 24, 2008 | 5:01 PM kidray76 says:

Pretty old clip. I think I remember seeing tha ton 2flashgames.com
The guy playing chun li was a big idiot. so I think it was more stupidity than actual skill for that. Of course, doing techs that many in a row is impressive.


Sep. 25, 2008 | 3:25 AM rotatablegerbile says:

COCK JOKE


Sep. 25, 2008 | 3:28 AM weeerie says:

I've only read a couple of these comments but they don't seem to understand!!! Man, I would love to attend one of these tournaments. I've seen this video a long ass time ago, but still, it's fucking impressive. I used to be good at using those tech stuff, but not anymore...Due to being rusty. All my friends that did play some SF is gone :( But still...I reign supreme in my town. So, I definitely need something better...or at least I tried looking but then gave up since my town is little. Anyways, seems like your into SF....would be fun to have a match with you :P Maybe one day it will happen.


Sep. 25, 2008 | 8:41 PM Ticoman says:

well with deadline accomplishments like urs we SHOULD aim low... u kno a rival flash website would b popular just by having quality management...


Sep. 26, 2008 | 1:31 AM Legend-of-Zelda says:

YO. One time I sucked SIX in a row.
One time I sucked SIX DIRTY DICKS in a row.


Sep. 29, 2008 | 12:49 AM MissingNYC says:

there IS a limit on how low...


Sep. 29, 2008 | 1:57 AM jetset1 says:

at 0:53, ITS MADNESS, ITS ABSOLUTE MADNESS


Oct. 5, 2008 | 3:32 AM garwism says:

Hahahaha
AMAZING/UNBELIEVABLE

Truly a never-before seen Street Fighter COMEBACK!!!


Oct. 5, 2008 | 9:06 PM RamJam07 says:

Me and you are going to have a little talk soon Stamper so get your ass ready.


Oct. 7, 2008 | 1:51 AM shocktherapy says:

saw this b4 very impressed


Oct. 9, 2008 | 3:37 PM junkietomato says:

Wow man, just wow. I shat bricks.


Oct. 12, 2008 | 2:23 PM Paul-274 says:

That guy gotta be a freak parrying that's like one of hte most shitiest thing to do in the game,parrying a super art........damn...................hey man I played against Mindchamber in GGPO :P


Oct. 13, 2008 | 7:54 AM korvamies says:

oooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmm ggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oct. 15, 2008 | 5:08 PM xx3pacxx says:

cock joke


Oct. 15, 2008 | 6:06 PM LinkSilvermane says:

Wow, shitload of people there. This is probably the single greatest moment in this dude's LIFE.


Oct. 16, 2008 | 1:31 PM Alithian says:

Uhh.. isn't Stamper making fun of all the commotion at a Streetfighter event? Seems a lot of people here think Stamper is actually excited about the 'match'.


Oct. 18, 2008 | 7:34 PM Paul-274 says:

Daigo...........................that guy............................plays awesome................


Oct. 19, 2008 | 3:58 AM Peglay says:

holy shit thats some gaming....


Oct. 20, 2008 | 1:41 AM willobeen says:

REALLY WE REALLY LOVE YOU, AND NEED YOU, AND OH, BANANA CO.


Oct. 23, 2008 | 2:49 AM rotatablegerbile says:

COCK JOKE


Oct. 24, 2008 | 7:53 PM darkbladesofdeath says:

lol? The video...
some sort of game match i guess


Oct. 26, 2008 | 12:45 AM Mo-ni says:

I accept your offer. I have low expectations for you


Oct. 26, 2008 | 4:36 AM RobotTaco says:

I love you.


Oct. 27, 2008 | 8:48 PM sander-valk says:

holy shit!


Oct. 28, 2008 | 1:32 PM Freaki-boy92 says:

fuck what a comeback on the embed!


Oct. 28, 2008 | 11:52 PM Jon4life says:

In your picture, you are smoking a cigarette. You are increasing your chances of lung, mouth, toung, and throat cancer. Did you know that?


Oct. 31, 2008 | 2:55 AM fury6 says:

fuck chun li


Nov. 1, 2008 | 3:46 PM Legend-of-Zelda says:

Wow, looks intense. Too bad Street fighter can lick my fat hairy unshaven ball sack. Sorry, Stampy.


Nov. 2, 2008 | 12:52 AM hagaya says:

Fuck me? only if you want to, stamper.


Nov. 2, 2008 | 1:07 PM ZiggyZack99 says:

Don't smoke.


Nov. 7, 2008 | 12:37 PM metwurzt says:

excuse me?


Nov. 8, 2008 | 12:59 PM Afroray says:

Just wait for SF IV
Daigo will OWN!

Sorry for the cliche


Nov. 8, 2008 | 3:12 PM latino-toid says:

are you kiding it'z daigo


Nov. 10, 2008 | 11:13 PM Ultius says:

Holy shit. That was fucking win multiplied by over 9000.

PROTIP: Street Fighter kicks ass


Dec. 1, 2008 | 2:56 PM stigmaaa says:

Wow Nice... a leet players play durty so it a good game to watch but i found it lame to play like that, unless to are playing like that and KEN's The Best!


Dec. 2, 2008 | 10:01 PM John-The-Biter says:

HEAVEN VERSUS HELL

LET'S ROCK


Dec. 3, 2008 | 12:42 AM mo4form says:

yo mama


Dec. 7, 2008 | 3:18 AM H00N says:

poor j wong.. it must have really sucked to be him.


Dec. 9, 2008 | 6:20 PM CcZero says:

Has played above! Moar funny t00ns plz.


Dec. 11, 2008 | 12:14 PM rome-lherison says:

i dont get it


Dec. 18, 2008 | 9:03 PM idkaf says:

Caption cheep playing her got rocked


Dec. 18, 2008 | 9:04 PM KingKombat says:

I SENT A BOOOMB TO UR P.O BOX


Dec. 21, 2008 | 6:22 PM Poonme says:

what a match ^^


Dec. 22, 2008 | 9:58 AM Legend-of-Zelda says:

Sup cracka.


Dec. 23, 2008 | 9:08 AM P070 says:

OH SHIT


Dec. 30, 2008 | 9:42 PM Ryutei says:

That was better then sex.


Jan. 4, 2009 | 9:02 PM hunte3r says:

stampwerl ike pozza


Jan. 5, 2009 | 7:24 AM Megaaussie says:

Parrying the houyokusen isn't that hard. I've done it, but you don't see crowds cheering for ME.


Jan. 6, 2009 | 1:58 AM Skenvo says:

I would have been so mad.


Jan. 6, 2009 | 7:06 AM magmaul says:

Awesome banner!


Jan. 6, 2009 | 9:12 PM chriswc30 says:

C C C C C C C COMBOBREAKER!


Jan. 8, 2009 | 12:39 AM NickScott says:

WHAT SAY YOU ABOUT THIS FABLED ART PORTAL I HEAR ABOUT


Jan. 11, 2009 | 4:04 PM Hopje says:

No ?


Jan. 17, 2009 | 7:45 PM shinron666 says:

I am a single mother and my only son, Jamie, is 13. About six months ago I walked into his room to ask him if he wanted to come with me to my sister's house for the evening. I opened the door without knocking and gently knocked as I looked around the door. When I saw him he was half sitting half lying on the bed with an ENORMOUS erection in his hand. I just stood and stared in amazement as I saw that my 13 year old son had a much bigger penis than his father or any other man I had been with. He lay still for a moment staring back at me before starting back wanking his big cock again. I could not believe he was going to carry on and do it in front of me but I was transfixed and glued to the spot. He was breathing hard and looking right at me while I glanced at his face but stayed fixed on his huge, throbbing cock which was leaking precum from its bulbous head. He started to grunt and then he shot streams of thick spunk out all over his chest and stomach. It came out hard and in large amounts, maybe four big jets and a few small squirts. I stood dumbstruck as he lay panting and milking the last of his load from his still hard dick. He looked me right in the eye and grinned his gorgeous grin before saying, "Enjoy the show?" I just turned and left the room in a whirl of emotions. I walked around trying to think what to do but all I could do was think how fantastic his penis looked. I told myself it was wrong but I was turned on so I could not decide what to do. I sneaked home late that night so as to avoid him. I couldn't look at him the next morning but he was grinning all the time and trying to ask me what was wrong. He was saying things like I shouldn't worry about seeing him as he enjoyed it more than ever, and that he thought I enjoyed it too. I ignored him and when he asked me to admit I enjoyed watching, I walked out.

That night when he came home he was quiet and I thought he might have realised he was wrong to have flaunted himself in front of me. Later he was in the living room watching TV while I was doing some cleaning and I walked into the living room to dust the furniture. He was sitting on the couch stark naked with his clothes in a pile on the floor wanking his big, hard cock. I gasped and managed to ask him what the hell he was playing at. He grinned and said he was doing what we both wanted him to do. I said that was not true, but he calmly said that it was. Then he said, "I can tell because you keep staring at my cock. It's big for my age, isn't it?" I was shaking and I wanted to leave but I couldn't. I just kept on staring. He then told me how he had wanked with his friends and his cock was twice the size of some of theirs. I said I wasn't surprised. Then I said, "It's bigger than any grown man's I have seen in the flesh." I couldn't believe I was telling him that. I saw him grin proudly. "Is it really?" he asked, and I told him yes. "Do you like it?" he asked, and I told him yes. He wanked harder and panted and I saw his abs flexing and his massive penis swelling as he grunted that he was going to cum. He came even more and even harder than he had the night before, even hitting his face and neck with the first two jets. He must have shot eight or nine jets and as he lay sweating and panting. I was sweating and panting too.

I sat down next to him. He turned and looked at me, smiling. "Did you enjoy that as much as I did," he asked. I told him yes. "Well I'll be able to do it again if you want to do it for me," he said with a smile. I said he must be joking but he said no. As he stroked his still hard penis he invited me to take hold of it. I couldn't resist. I took hold of his fat, sticky shaft and squeezed it before stroking up its length and over the spermy head, then down the underside to his large balls. He giggled cheekily and said, "See mum, I knew you'd like it." I stroked and squeezed his cock and balls with one hand while I rubbed his chest and stomach with the other, smoothing the cum over his warm, smooth skin. I had told him before how well muscled he was for his age and I complimented him again as I felt his impressively firm and defined chest and stomach muscles beneath the film of spunk.

I began to wank his mighty penis harder and faster as I continued to rub his toned body. He was breathing deeply and saying, "Oh yes mum, I love it, you are doing it so good." I said, "I love wanking you Jamie. Your dick is so big and sexy." I kept on wanking him for a good ten minutes before his pants and moans became grunts and he said he was cumming. "Do it Jamie," I urged. He shot his second load out over his stomach and my hand. I rubbed his hot cum all over his body and then we both said how much we enjoyed it. I told him to go and shower and I went to my room and fingered myself to a quick and intense orgasm.

The next night I undressed him and I got a ruler and tape measure to see how big he actually was. I measured him at seven inches in length and 5 inches around. I then stripped off with him and we started stroking and wanking each other. He had never seen a woman naked before and I showed him where everything was. He came quickly but he then concentrated on getting me off and I came soon afterwards. We have continued in this way ever since, though we only do it a few times each week. We have a fantastic relationship. He has a girlfriend at school and lots of friends who he socialises with all the time. He is a totally level headed young man and we both understand what we do is just sexy fun. He is even bigger now and is getting more manly all the time. I will never have full sex with him as it would be totally wrong, even with protection, but I now see nothing wrong with our fun and hope it continues for another year or two.


Feb. 18, 2009 | 1:56 AM pizzaman117 says:

DING DONG


Apr. 9, 2009 | 5:20 PM Kenzu says:

dumb dumb?



May. 20, 2009 | 10:11 AM l33tl33t says:

lol


May. 20, 2009 | 2:34 PM frencho says:

100 comment.
holy shit, so much blocks and jumps.MINDFUCK.


May. 22, 2009 | 12:10 PM toughy says:

63% of all teens (mainly female) would go into a panic if the Jonas brothers were on a 250 foot building about to jump to kill themselves. post this somewhere else if you are one of the 27% who brought popcorn, a chair, and SHOUTED JUMP!!!!!!!! the remaining 10% will be across the street jumping with em'. jump off if you part of that percent!


May. 27, 2009 | 8:20 AM tekcos says:

i got dickz on my face, lol

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