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HEY GUYS IF YOU HAD ONE WISH WHAT WOULD IT BE FOR ME IT WOULD BE OKAY IF LIKE GOD REACHED DOWN AND GRANTED ME ONE SINGLE WISH OF COURSE I'D WISH TO BECOME A FEMALE IMMEDIATELY SO I COULD RUN INTO THE BATHROOM AND STARE UP MY PUSSY IN THE MIRROR I MEAN THAT'S THE ONLY WISH OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD OH YEAH BTW HOPE YOU LIKE THE REDESIGN BECAUSE I SURE AS FUCK DON'T

SEE YA

P.S. SUCK MY DICK

Updated: 07/18/07 7:30 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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69 Comments

Jul. 18, 2007 | 7:35 AM Burnzoid says:

My dicks bigger than yours, I have pics to prove it.

Jul. 18, 2007 | 7:37 AM TheSoulMan says:

OKAY

BUT I LIKE IT

BTW I WOULD BAN EVERYONE. FOR NOT CARING ABOUT YOU.

POST THAT AND MAKE ME RICH. AND STIFFY.

Jul. 18, 2007 | 8:34 AM SBB says:

*sucks dick*

Jul. 18, 2007 | 8:37 AM Famas says:

No you wouldn't. You'd wish for world Peace. Or piece. Like, piece of gay. You know, like that one guy on Growing Pains, Kirk Cameron. I met him once. He told me I was his first. Or maybe it was his fist. Felt too small to be his fist.

Oh fuck, my hot pockets are done. LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, YOU PRICK.

Jul. 18, 2007 | 8:43 AM MrFinland says:

Yes what a good choice of a wish. And now I will not suck your dick, it tastes like shit. Literally.

Jul. 18, 2007 | 8:45 AM Ytangon says:

Hey stamper!
CAPS CONTROL IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME AMIRITE?!

Jul. 18, 2007 | 8:45 AM Ytangon says:

Oops...typo...

Jul. 18, 2007 | 8:50 AM BFK says:

marry me

Jul. 18, 2007 | 9:38 AM Sonucais says:

Hahahaha! That was a really hot entry!
Hope you look at Chun-Li boobs, don't you!? XD

8====D ~

Jul. 18, 2007 | 10:48 AM Epica says:

You're gay.

Jul. 18, 2007 | 10:55 AM homor says:

i'd wish there were two of you.

Jul. 18, 2007 | 12:09 PM Nopidam says:

Hey Stamper, it's me NOPDIAM, just checking in.
How are things going you old tike?

Jul. 18, 2007 | 12:15 PM tommac says:

haha, good wish. Nice Re-design

Jul. 18, 2007 | 1:03 PM fuzzies says:

ew...

Jul. 18, 2007 | 1:13 PM JohnnyUtah says:

OMG LOOK EVERYBODY STAMPERS ACTING OUTRAGEOUS AGAIN

Jul. 18, 2007 | 1:48 PM UberBarista says:

Would you change your name to Rebecca?

Jul. 18, 2007 | 4:00 PM Ichimanako says:

y0 fab aura!

Jul. 18, 2007 | 4:01 PM JediKiller1 says:

Stamper I love you. *sucks*

Jul. 18, 2007 | 4:31 PM BuhddaVI says:

COCK

Jul. 18, 2007 | 5:09 PM Unlockable says:

Your gay. End of story. Stop being homosexual.

PUSSY JOKE!

Get it? GET IT?!?!

Not cock, PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!

Jul. 18, 2007 | 5:35 PM Kenneth-Knows-All says:

Oh, Rainbows. :D

Jul. 18, 2007 | 9:19 PM cast says:

LOL UR SO FUNNIE OMFG <3

Jul. 19, 2007 | 12:37 AM Ross says:

This redesign SUCKS!!!!!!

Jul. 19, 2007 | 12:54 AM Stamper responds:

YEAH, THANKS TO YOUR CODING

Jul. 19, 2007 | 12:40 AM sqrage says:

You fab. I see your caps key is broken.

Anyways, if I turned into a girl, I'd totally masturbate as soon as I could. xD <3

Jul. 19, 2007 | 12:57 AM MisterDielectric says:

Also cock.

Don't fucking reply to this comment.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 1:07 AM Jonas says:

Least you have a tampon if your wish ever does come true.

Mine hasn't because you're still on the site and my bed's still empty : <

Jul. 19, 2007 | 1:18 AM blamurai says:

WE LOVE YOU WILL!!!!

Cocks

Jul. 19, 2007 | 5:28 AM kloneone says:

lol some weird shit esp. the people that probly would give some head if you asked them.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 5:34 AM c0rrupted says:

Stamper, your work makes me wet in my pants.

You and JohnnyUtah are in a fierce competition to win my heart over with twisted, penile submissions.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 6:04 AM carbonwater says:

Ah, your layout is rather interesting.
You're thinking outside the box and leaving the rest of us in the dust.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 8:48 AM Jamrock says:

This page is tight. damn I wish i could choke ma girl like that but she aint into that shit. Ah well i can come to your page and fap atleast.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 9:04 AM AcDiK-DR4G0N says:

Okay, be at my place at 5 tonight. I'll bring the condom.

;-)

Jul. 19, 2007 | 9:16 AM Acerbic says:

Yes please (^__^)

Jul. 19, 2007 | 9:52 AM pezzo says:

Hey Stamper

Jul. 19, 2007 | 10:40 AM MrLuckDuck says:

MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS. :3
OMG COCKJOKE!

Jul. 19, 2007 | 10:50 AM Streakydesign says:

No matter...
Your still sexy in my eyes, from one oldschooler to another.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 11:13 AM johnkilo says:

8=====D~~~~~ :-) <- you

PS: I love you Rebecca.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 11:21 AM Gi-go says:

If M. Bison was here to see this shit, your ass would be a wad of cookie dough.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 1:01 PM Streakydesign says:

Como Estas?
He heh =^_^=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0n9ut -6n6w
The beat is quite nice.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 4:33 PM DeadBolt says:

Stamper, I love you.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 5:13 PM CaptainBob says:

SAY NORM, IF YOU WERE A HOT DOG, WOULD YOU EAT YOURSELF? I KNOW I WOULD. I'D SLATHER MYSELF WITH MUSTARD AND RELISH...I'D BE DELICIOUS.

Jul. 20, 2007 | 5:13 AM Stamper responds:

HEY NOW KEN, WE ALL KNOW THE MOON IS NOT MADE OF GREEN CHEESE...BUT...BUT WHAT IF IT WERE MADE OF BARBECUE SPARE RIBS, WOULD YOU EAT IT THEN? I KNOW I WOULD, HECK, I'D HAVE SECONDS, THEN POLISH IT OFF WITH A TALL, COOL BUDWEISER. I WOULD DO IT. WOULD YOU?

IT'S A SIMPLE QUESTION DOCTOR, WOULD YOU EAT THE MOON IF IT WERE MADE OF RIBS? IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE, JUST SAY YES AND WE'LL MOVE ON.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 5:47 PM BrianJoiner says:

A lot of brown bread is just white bread colored brown!

Jul. 19, 2007 | 7:39 PM NeoSoviet says:

You replied to my PM... you know what that means right ?

Sex, NOW

Jul. 19, 2007 | 8:27 PM PicoZX says:

Um.... no.

Jul. 20, 2007 | 12:01 AM Unanimated says:

Hahhahahahhahhaa

Fuck you.

Jul. 20, 2007 | 12:47 AM JoeyNukes says:

Hooray for continuation of the great national cunt hunt.

Jul. 20, 2007 | 3:51 AM FBIpolux says:

Hey, you can stare at my pussy anytime.

lololol

Jul. 22, 2007 | 10:11 PM jallo212 says:

some of you r total fags..u say u suck stampers dick,and ur dudes(FUCKIN' EW)

Jul. 23, 2007 | 3:23 PM mariobro42 says:

If I had one wish, it would probably be to have top notch drawing skills. I truly envy those who can draw better than stickmen.

Jul. 25, 2007 | 3:44 AM NickScott says:

IF I HAD ONE WISH IT WOULD BE TO GIVE MYSELF ORAL PLEASURE.

P.S. K IM SUCKIN

Aug. 5, 2007 | 6:21 AM john254 says:

right

Aug. 6, 2007 | 9:42 PM BlAcKjAcK says:

The layout owns noob >:( and I'd wish Cannabis was legal and then I could grow all the weed I wanted with no worries :).

Aug. 7, 2007 | 5:25 PM Megaman-FireX says:

By Sayin That, Before U Do God'll Think Ur Crazy And Won't Do It :P.

Sep. 5, 2007 | 6:03 AM 55555yuma says:

stamper you rock you are better than other usrs

Sep. 26, 2007 | 2:01 PM SekkzBeast says:

Just curious... what would your pussy look like? Did you think that one through? Because if you came out with a nasty twat, you might not want to be staring at. It might repulse you.

CJ.

Oct. 3, 2007 | 1:39 PM FlamingHiei says:

LOL THIS IS FUNNY SHIT THAT WOULD BE WEIRD IF U TURNED INTO A GIRL BUT WHAT IFU TURNED INTO A HOMAPRHIDITE THAT WOULD U DO THEN????

Dec. 14, 2007 | 3:29 PM Denigi77 says:

hehe your so funny stamper and your picture its so cool. those mini videos on the homepage are awsome how did you do that fish video?! i think you deserve to be in the newgrounds staff :3

Dec. 17, 2007 | 5:04 PM techieskater says:

Stmaper, i swear to god, i think youre my long lost brother XD

Jan. 1, 2008 | 1:58 PM techieskater says:

Same thing.

Jan. 5, 2008 | 10:36 PM Xarnor says:

bitch

Apr. 6, 2008 | 7:28 PM gansoXP says:

dood u r nuts..... NUTS!!!

Apr. 27, 2008 | 2:43 PM Zwickel says:

take myspace pics of ur vagina if u get the chanz plz

Jul. 15, 2008 | 7:18 AM Sectus says:

this guy is crazier then I thought

Feb. 16, 2009 | 1:43 PM marek127 says:

sick

Mar. 21, 2009 | 5:49 PM DerianProductions says:

MY DICK IS THE SIZE OF A UNICORN!

May. 19, 2009 | 2:49 PM Dr-Slump says:

Why do sick men have glasses? I don't know... just asking because i'm shortsighted too ;3

Jun. 24, 2009 | 9:00 PM kylenitz says:

I KNOW YOU ARE BLACK STAMPER. YOU ARE A BLACK DEMON GANGSTA KFC EATIN' PICKLE JUICE DRINKIN' GANGSTA KILLIN' WATERMELON GOBBLIN', HOE SMACKING BITCH MAKKIN, THUG MUGGIN' NEGRO

WITH MUCH GHETTO BOOTY LUV kYLE

Jun. 27, 2009 | 2:01 AM danicos says:

thas nice....

Sep. 7, 2009 | 6:25 PM Krymtel says:

Ok...