owow first

Oh yea crap, Just before he was cutting the bread I thought he was doing something naughty..

That was a weird experience. Psychedelic even.

That was awesome, Stamper. I want more.

Hey.... what?

Can you keep us updated with April's reaction to this cartoon??? =D
and btw......the video is KICKIN' XD

You're back now at the jack-off hour this is DJ, Eazy Dick
On W-Balls, right now, somethin new, by Snoop Doggy Dogg
And this one goes out to the ladies, from all the guys
A big bow wow wow, cuz we gonna make it a little mystery
here tonight, this is DJ Eazy Dick, on the station that
slaps you across your fat ass, with a fat dick

Verse One: Nate Dogg

When I met you last night baby
Before you opened up your gap
I had respect for ya lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Next time I'm feelin kinda horny
You can come on over, and I'll break you off
And if you can't fuck, that day, baby
Just lay back, and open your mouth
Cause I have never
met a girl
That I love
in the whole wide world

Verse Two: Kurupt

Well, if Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch I'd always be broke
I'd never have no motherfuckin indo to smoke
I gets loced and looney, bitch you can't Do Me
Do we like BBD, you hoochie groupie?
I have no love for hoes
That's somethin I learned in the pound
so how the fuck am I supposed
to pay this hoe, just to lay this hoe
I know the pussy's mine, I'ma fuck a couple more times
And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it
Pass it to the homie, now you hit it
Cause she ain't nuthin but a bitch to me
And y'all know, that bitches ain't shit to me
i gives a fuck, why don't y'all pay attention
Approach it with a different proposition, I'm Kurupt
Hoe you'll never be my only one, trick ass beeeitch!

Chorus: (repeat 4X)

It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none

Verse Three: Snoop Doggy Dogg

Guess who back in the motherfuckin house
With a fat dick for your motherfuckin mouth
Hoes recognize, n***az do too
Cuz when bitches get scandolous and pull a voodoo
What you gon do? You really don't know
So I'd advise you not to trust that hoe
Silly of me to fall in love with a bitch
Knowin damn well, I'm too caught up with my grip
Now as the sun rotates and my game grows bigger
How many bitches wanna fuck this n***a named Snoop
Doggy, I'm all the above
I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes
But see, it ain't no fun, if my homies can't get a taste of it
Cause you know I don't love em

Verse Four: Warren G

Whoa!
Hey, now ya know, inhale, exhale with my flow
One for the money, two for the bitches
Three to get ready, and four to hit the switches
In my Chevy, six-fo' Rag to be exact
With bitches on my side, and bitches on back
So back up bitch cuz i'm strugglin, so get
on your knees and then start jugglin
these motherfuckin nuts in your mouth
It's me, Warren G the n***a with the glock
Whoo!

neat!

Yeah, you finally make something new!

whoa

Is April aware of this? Seriously, you go there too well!

Oh man, you're gonna get a ton of weird calls just in hope to get animated.

it feels soo good inside my uteris
lol good work stamper, as always

Unf unf unf

i love the doggystyle albummmmmmmmmmmmm

How'd you get my home video!!??!?!??!?!?

It owns.

I'll never look at bread the same way again...

I was Newgrounds Voicemail #1 ya know :)

I still want a prize >8(

so.. did you guys really receive a bomb.. or was it all just crazy talk

Hilarious ending, man. Was that Tom's voice in the background?

"What the fuck is wrong with you? What the fuck?" many lols.

Heh, wow.
Way to end the movie, lol. I feel like calling :)

About time you update this here page....

In England, that's how we all make bread.

total lolz.

giant dicks

Bout time! What was the song at the end?

Dear lord...did she say "protein"? I was already suspicious as to whether that was actually milk or not...

I'm totally a-skeered to eat bread now. Thanks a lot, Stamper. XP *Gags*

Awesomely sick video, man! I'd better get back to my own exercise/bread making regimen now...

I bet that bread taste's awful

And I was all set to spam "STAMPER IS DEAD"

can you and me have phone sex?

For the love of god, record April's reaction and post it.

The 80's were werid

You know if you put a skip button leading to after the phone call you would save people a lot of time.

right. ahem. great

Uh.
That looks like the Grown up version of the NES Power Glove kid.

You're awesome!

You're weird.

Though I'm sure you already knew that.

Stamper I hope you know you nearly killed me tonight. That was the funniest thing I've seen in fucking years. Holy shit, I don't know how you do it.

No. Give me your phone number.

hnnnnnnnnnng

I left you a piece of my mind, Will. Don't ever send me a strap-on dildo through the post again. We're through.

-Nephthys

my 90 year old grandmother makes bread like that

April gonna open up a can o' whoop ass on you fo' doin' dat shit.

God damnit stamper breadmakers aren't suppose to be that aerobic, or awesome.

About time u did something.

lol stamper oh course you would show us how to make bread and give us a voice mail lol great videos btw ddint see the ending coming though oh and did that dude really call?

I SPLOOG'D

About Fucking time...
WHO THE FUCK IS HANSEL!!!
Great Movie

OMG WEIRD BRAIN MELTING

HE LIVES! STAMPER IS ALIIIIIIIIVE!

I love you so fucking much Stamper.

that was hardcore. and a little gay

ok i'm not eating bread ever again.

Thanks.

absolutely amazing

I miss Hansel...

deja vu

deja vu

OH YES! YES!! SLICE THAT BREAD!!

Goat says What?!1

Where's my Alien Hominid?

WTF?? Whats up with that cereal/arobics workout vid? Crazy sh!t i tells ya.

I KNOW!I SAW IT!
THAT WAS THE BEST CARTOON I'VE EVER SEEN CAUSE IT HAS NEWGROUNDS' OFFICE NUMBER!
THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!! XD

I Miss stamper -_-

HERNBA!! HERNABUWANNACUNNA!!! NO!!! I DON'T LIKE SOME PIE ON MY PLATE!!! HERBS ARE BETTER!!! AAHHHHH!!! JCHJCHJCHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!

Whoa hold up, how do stick figures usually hide their genetalia?

i loved it.

not so much the beard, and the jazzersize thou.

And feel free to call the NG hotline and say whatever to whoever. WHO KNOWS WHAT'LL HAPPEN? I HAVE A GENERAL IDEA.

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69 Comments
Apr. 26, 2008 | 7:32 AM Iamjohn says:

owow first
Apr. 26, 2008 | 7:34 AM Iamjohn says:

Oh yea crap, Just before he was cutting the bread I thought he was doing something naughty..
Apr. 26, 2008 | 7:37 AM Meruto says:

That was a weird experience. Psychedelic even.
Apr. 26, 2008 | 7:39 AM KupaMan says:

That was awesome, Stamper. I want more.
Apr. 26, 2008 | 7:40 AM ZiggyZack99 says:

Hey.... what?
Apr. 26, 2008 | 7:44 AM thespectre1 says:

Can you keep us updated with April's reaction to this cartoon??? =D
and btw......the video is KICKIN' XD
Apr. 26, 2008 | 7:48 AM cast says:

You're back now at the jack-off hour this is DJ, Eazy Dick
On W-Balls, right now, somethin new, by Snoop Doggy Dogg
And this one goes out to the ladies, from all the guys
A big bow wow wow, cuz we gonna make it a little mystery
here tonight, this is DJ Eazy Dick, on the station that
slaps you across your fat ass, with a fat dick

Verse One: Nate Dogg

When I met you last night baby
Before you opened up your gap
I had respect for ya lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Next time I'm feelin kinda horny
You can come on over, and I'll break you off
And if you can't fuck, that day, baby
Just lay back, and open your mouth
Cause I have never
met a girl
That I love
in the whole wide world

Verse Two: Kurupt

Well, if Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch I'd always be broke
I'd never have no motherfuckin indo to smoke
I gets loced and looney, bitch you can't Do Me
Do we like BBD, you hoochie groupie?
I have no love for hoes
That's somethin I learned in the pound
so how the fuck am I supposed
to pay this hoe, just to lay this hoe
I know the pussy's mine, I'ma fuck a couple more times
And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it
Pass it to the homie, now you hit it
Cause she ain't nuthin but a bitch to me
And y'all know, that bitches ain't shit to me
i gives a fuck, why don't y'all pay attention
Approach it with a different proposition, I'm Kurupt
Hoe you'll never be my only one, trick ass beeeitch!

Chorus: (repeat 4X)

It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none

Verse Three: Snoop Doggy Dogg

Guess who back in the motherfuckin house
With a fat dick for your motherfuckin mouth
Hoes recognize, n***az do too
Cuz when bitches get scandolous and pull a voodoo
What you gon do? You really don't know
So I'd advise you not to trust that hoe
Silly of me to fall in love with a bitch
Knowin damn well, I'm too caught up with my grip
Now as the sun rotates and my game grows bigger
How many bitches wanna fuck this n***a named Snoop
Doggy, I'm all the above
I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes
But see, it ain't no fun, if my homies can't get a taste of it
Cause you know I don't love em

Verse Four: Warren G

Whoa!
Hey, now ya know, inhale, exhale with my flow
One for the money, two for the bitches
Three to get ready, and four to hit the switches
In my Chevy, six-fo' Rag to be exact
With bitches on my side, and bitches on back
So back up bitch cuz i'm strugglin, so get
on your knees and then start jugglin
these motherfuckin nuts in your mouth
It's me, Warren G the n***a with the glock
Whoo!
Apr. 26, 2008 | 7:54 AM Gavin says:

neat!
Apr. 26, 2008 | 7:58 AM Sonni says:

Yeah, you finally make something new!
Apr. 26, 2008 | 8:01 AM ProjeX says:

whoa
Apr. 26, 2008 | 8:16 AM maxvm says:

Is April aware of this? Seriously, you go there too well!
Apr. 26, 2008 | 8:38 AM LazyMuffin says:

Oh man, you're gonna get a ton of weird calls just in hope to get animated.
Apr. 26, 2008 | 8:39 AM assasinrabbit says:

it feels soo good inside my uteris
lol good work stamper, as always
Apr. 26, 2008 | 8:50 AM Wonchop says:

Unf unf unf
Apr. 26, 2008 | 8:57 AM Luis says:

i love the doggystyle albummmmmmmmmmmmm
Apr. 26, 2008 | 10:18 AM camobch0 says:

How'd you get my home video!!??!?!??!?!?
Apr. 26, 2008 | 11:08 AM LastSpartan says:

It owns.
Apr. 26, 2008 | 11:26 AM mranarchy says:

I'll never look at bread the same way again...
Apr. 26, 2008 | 11:28 AM SardonicSamurai says:

I was Newgrounds Voicemail #1 ya know :)

I still want a prize >8(
Apr. 26, 2008 | 11:29 AM Oobar says:

so.. did you guys really receive a bomb.. or was it all just crazy talk
Apr. 26, 2008 | 12:28 PM MisterDielectric says:

Hilarious ending, man. Was that Tom's voice in the background?

"What the fuck is wrong with you? What the fuck?" many lols.
Apr. 26, 2008 | 12:30 PM spite-skater says:

Heh, wow.
Way to end the movie, lol. I feel like calling :)
Apr. 26, 2008 | 12:51 PM Bobbyballer says:

STEMPER, LIEK, JOIN DA BETTY BALLERS WE CAN LERN U HOWTO MAEK MOVIES LOL!
Apr. 26, 2008 | 1:08 PM Dude4001 says:

About time you update this here page....
Apr. 26, 2008 | 1:10 PM Slick says:

In England, that's how we all make bread.
Apr. 26, 2008 | 1:18 PM Coolio-Niato says:

total lolz.
Apr. 26, 2008 | 2:05 PM Sanch says:

giant dicks
Apr. 26, 2008 | 2:14 PM jenova-absolute says:

Bout time! What was the song at the end?
Apr. 26, 2008 | 2:27 PM ChronoNomad says:

Dear lord...did she say "protein"? I was already suspicious as to whether that was actually milk or not...

I'm totally a-skeered to eat bread now. Thanks a lot, Stamper. XP *Gags*

Awesomely sick video, man! I'd better get back to my own exercise/bread making regimen now...
Apr. 26, 2008 | 3:45 PM paddy-ryan says:

I bet that bread taste's awful
Apr. 26, 2008 | 4:30 PM DaVeB0T says:

And I was all set to spam "STAMPER IS DEAD"
Apr. 26, 2008 | 5:41 PM GuitarSmuggler says:

can you and me have phone sex?
Apr. 26, 2008 | 5:52 PM Masquatto says:

For the love of god, record April's reaction and post it.
Apr. 26, 2008 | 5:57 PM Dazmi says:

The 80's were werid
Apr. 26, 2008 | 7:27 PM NickDaPwner says:

you rule
Apr. 26, 2008 | 8:27 PM Sticky says:

You know if you put a skip button leading to after the phone call you would save people a lot of time.
Apr. 26, 2008 | 8:29 PM annoydestroy says:

right. ahem. great
Apr. 26, 2008 | 8:39 PM TyroneBoomthrust says:

Uh.
That looks like the Grown up version of the NES Power Glove kid.
Apr. 26, 2008 | 8:40 PM ZagmenO says:

You're awesome!
Apr. 26, 2008 | 10:51 PM Grammer says:

You're weird.

Though I'm sure you already knew that.
Apr. 26, 2008 | 11:55 PM Egoraptor says:

Stamper I hope you know you nearly killed me tonight. That was the funniest thing I've seen in fucking years. Holy shit, I don't know how you do it.
Apr. 27, 2008 | 12:21 AM physco-pickle says:

No. Give me your phone number.
Apr. 27, 2008 | 1:21 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard says:

hnnnnnnnnnng
Apr. 27, 2008 | 1:30 AM Captain-Jack says:

I left you a piece of my mind, Will. Don't ever send me a strap-on dildo through the post again. We're through.

-Nephthys
Apr. 27, 2008 | 5:02 AM JimmyDallas says:

my 90 year old grandmother makes bread like that
Apr. 27, 2008 | 6:09 AM Scalene says:

April gonna open up a can o' whoop ass on you fo' doin' dat shit.
Apr. 27, 2008 | 9:51 AM Krinkels says:

God damnit stamper breadmakers aren't suppose to be that aerobic, or awesome.
Apr. 27, 2008 | 12:13 PM Atgod88 says:

About time u did something.
Apr. 27, 2008 | 2:18 PM chriswc30 says:

lol stamper oh course you would show us how to make bread and give us a voice mail lol great videos btw ddint see the ending coming though oh and did that dude really call?
Apr. 27, 2008 | 2:47 PM Zwickel says:

I SPLOOG'D
Apr. 27, 2008 | 3:47 PM jtm17 says:

About Fucking tim

http://discharges.org/h/1305/

I wonder if he can do that while cooking bacon?

lmfao When he was cutting the bread was absolute gold.

Lol, man you're the shit.

LOL! it looked like he was wackin off when he was cutting the bread... also why did he rip a good shirt while waiting for bread? and why was he sweaty lol...

Man... I gotta take a wicked piss!

I'm gunna call NG Voicemail. It will be awesome.

ok what the he

ok wht the heck was that

Thanks WILLIAM, I was on the verge of swearing off rum...until the electronic reverb at 0:31. I think I'll pour myself another glass and go at this as heterosexually as I can.

But I promise nothing.

Metal Gear Collab.
Are there ANY cardboard box jokes?

hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahaha....*GA SP*....Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I've never seen bread making that extreme before.

I like to wrap my dick in soy sauce and garlic, and put it in the TOASTER.

Yes, i was thinking the same thing.

Hello, the user "naruto-fan-for-life" http://naruto-fan-for-life.newgrounds .com/flash has been taking my flashes on Deviantart and Sheezyart, and he is claiming them as his own.

Mine: http://www.sheezyart.com/view/821528
His stolen work: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /426029

Mine: http://www.sheezyart.com/view/1021567
His: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /426086

And most of his work, they are all stolen from me. I am really upset. This is my main site: http://hellpoemer.deviantart.com. As you can see, the dates of submission for my flashes are way before his. I don't know what to do. Please help.

Number doesn't work for me :'(

tomorrow
in 27/may/2008 is my bithday
13 to 14 years old!

http://christian676.newgrounds.com/ne ws/post/121223

Your picture reminds me of that Mouse kid from the Matrix.

NIFF!!!

is it true that there is a hack for this website new grounds?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Oh what a sexy bread video, he baked my bread (cock)

hey stamper i sour your review on waterlollies and you gave it 0, why?why didn't you like it?

Penis Macgyver.

yay, second post. stamper must be in alot of pressure 'cause people ether like him, or are just plain a**holes. im a fan because he can be random and seriouse at the same time. most people only like him because he does cock jokes and can make people laugh.

fan's = 62% of responses

haters = 38% of responses

You're a sick man, Will.

lmao that voicemail thing sounds like it could have been mrbluepencil

I'm so confused...

Hi Stamper.

OH MY GOD. IT'S THE LEGENDARY STAMPER!!!

I LOVE ALL YOUR FLASHES MAN.

MY FAVORITE ONE OF YOUR FLASHES HAS TO BE ..... Metal Gear Awesome! Totally RAW MAN. I vote 5 on it everyday!

Gotten any weird calls yet?

lol im a pervert.

i'm craving whole wheat gay all of a sudden

that was gay and nasty so heres a new word gnasty

you really suck u dork
fuck you

OMG bread mkaing makes me hard =D

i like to stretch ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut the letter uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu it's fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun poop

wooo stamper! jay wuz ere

Less Than Three.

dude, my vagina's turning all flaccid and developing a porkish attitude with me. i don't know how much more i can take of this... GAH.

Stamper, you are a faggot.

I'm so gay... How goes STAMPER!!! YOU CRAZY ASS M"UTHA F"U"CKA!!!!

Still a dream.

I could fap to that shit man..

ummm i don't know what to say

schwing!

ah i love that video

Now that's a funky way to make bread. Love the water pitcher head-spin...