GO GO GO GO GO

(DISC 2 SOON)

I KNOW, I KNOW, I SAID A FEW DAYS. I'M SORRY.

To expand on Utah's post - this is probably the biggest project we've ever undertaken. I've been suffering through this shit day after day to get it out to everyone, and unfortunately, all I have to offer right now is an apology. Please understand that for the most part, the delay has been completely out of my hands - the big thing now is we've completely pushed Flash to the maximum and it's refusing to export any part of this project on anyone's computer. It's rejecting new file additions and destroying every virtual resource we have. In short, we're at a standstill - the collab is done, but Flash won't let us have it - so we have to rig Flash to handle shit it obviously can't handle. We're GETTING THERE. THIS SHIT IS A BEAST.

As I said, it's been our primary focus...I'm not slacking, and nobody has forgotten this project or set it aside. It's running full steam, and everyone's been hustling, discussing, and troubleshooting this shit for a long while now. Please don't give up on it yet...just keep your eye out for the Metal Gear Collab, coming soon - 100+ artists and a whole lot to see. Aiming for a few days, and NO SLEEP AS USUAL

P.S. I'M 20 TIMES MORE PISSED AT THIS PROJECT'S DELAY THAN ALL OF YOU TOOLS COMBINED, I FEEL BAD ENOUGH THAT IT'S NOT OUT YET AND I HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE SLEEPING WITHOUT YOUR GUILT TRIPS TWISTING MY GUTS UP EVEN MORE THAN THEY ALREADY ARE THANKS IN ADVANCE

P.P.S. THIS IS A RARE SCENARIO, DON'T AVOID FUTURE COLLABS DUE TO THIS ONE FUCKUP, WE HAVE A PRETTY SHARP TRACK RECORD...PLS :(

P.E.N.I.S. lol

GO GO GO GO GO

And feel free to call the NG hotline and say whatever to whoever. WHO KNOWS WHAT'LL HAPPEN? I HAVE A GENERAL IDEA.

It's that damn Hansel...he's SO hot right now!

It's Halloween. Naruto boy walks up singing 'Crank Dat' with custom candy-themed lyrics.

Leans to the left and rings dat' bell. "Trick or treat!"

Muffled voice: "Just a minute."

Boy dressed as Chun-Li walks up.

"Oh cool a Naruto costume." [THAT WAS SARCASM]

"Street Fighter sucks."

"It does not!"

[CONTINUE HILARIOUS CONVERSATION]

Impatient kid rings doorbell again. Muffled voice: "Coming, one sec..."

"BTW...Chun-Li is a GIRL. You're a FAG."

"Yeah, well Naruto...is...WHITE."

Black kid frowns in defeat.

Differences set aside, both kids agree to go to a new house, but not before the homeowner opens the door while jacking his dick, quickly shooting loads into both of their pumpkin buckets.

I had also intended to pan back into the guy's house to introduce his zany girlfriend, then end it with a Street Fighter 2 V "Next Episode" parody starring Vega, using audio from the end of episode 13 - "The Legend of Hadou Ken".

There. Now I don't have to finish this worthless cartoon. I should do this all the time!

To celebrate, got a few new wallpapers up for download (for those who care).

First, a few MEGA SUPER HOT MADNESS WALLPAPERS. Also, I got up with Sirkowski and pulled together some Miss Dynamite wallpapers. What can I say, I love girls. And tits. HAPPY BREAST CANCER MONTH!

Fun fact - Sirkowski draws all his girls super MEGA naked - THEN adds clothes on TOP. I'M CEREAL - you can totally open up the source for ANY one of his movies or drawings and totally FOR CEREALLY hide layers to remove shirts and mega steaming hot bras and panties and stuff. Working with his raw artwork over the past few days has introduced me to parts of Eva and Blackie that are ILLEGAL IN AT LEAST 18 COUNTRIES. PLUS...a TON of his drawings have even MORE psychotic layers - so when you get tired of looking at buckets and buckets of steaming hot radical super hot naked tits and vaginas and stuff, you can start removing layers of SKIN, MUSCLES AND BONES...AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE STARING STRAIGHT UP EVA'S UTERUS AND WONDERING WHY SIRKOWSKI SEEMINGLY TOOK HOURS TO SHADE HER FALLOPIAN TUBES WITH FREAKISH REALISM WHEN NOBODY WILL EVER SEE IT WL;KJE2

That whole last paragraph was a complete lie in every sense, I'm very tired. PEACE, QUEER(S)

NEW WALLPAPERS GO GO GO

P.S. THERE'S A NAVBAR IN THE WALLPAPER SECTION. PLEASE STOP SENDING ME REQUESTS FOR DICKFACE UNICORN / SALAD FINGERS / ANGRY FAIC / DAD N' ME / [INSERT BRIGHT IDEA] WALLPAPERS AS THAT MAKES YOU DUMB AND ALSO GAY AND STUPID

DING

My pussy is so wet for Devil May Cry 4.

Check my previous post for MAME Online / Street Fighter bullshit. I'll be updating it on rare occasion...and due to popular demand, I'm trying to throw a ZIP file together with all the shit you need to end up like Physco-Pickle over here. :3 So yeah, check back there...it's an ongoing sort of thing as I play every day.

ANYWHO...I met this NG user at Comic-Con who was pretty cool. He's gotta be the world's biggest Punisher fan...so much in fact he has this book(s) where all sorts of different artists drew their renditions of Punisher. I flaked on drawing something in the book like a complete faggot, so I drew a super special piece for this guy to make up for it.

This one's for you, Punisher. NOW KINDLY FUCK OFF FOREVER.

[ FULL SIZE ]

This post applies to a very small demographic...and considering the fact that most NG users were born AFTER 1996 (YEAH, I SAID IT), it applies to even less people. Sorry in advance, GAYS.

Real quick (for those who don't know, and those who care), some Mexican genius recently broke Capcom's infamous CPS-3 board. The board itself only ran a small handful of games, including 'Jojo's Bizarre Adventure' and 'Warzard (Red Earth)'...but most importantly, the Street Fighter III trilogy. These games were fully emulated in record time after the bust...which means a few things:

First, we finally have the opportunity to either re-visit these games, or experience them for the first time. Old-skool 2D fighter fans should definitely check out Warzard...it's an incredibly rare game that very few people outside of Japan have played. Plus, it's fucking rad. Jojo is pretty cool, too.

Second, on a more personal note, I don't need to own an XBOX anymore just for SFIII. Fuck that machine. Additionally, FUCK THAT MACHINE. NO REALLY, FUCK THAT MACHINE, I HATE IT.

And finally, to the point...WE CAN PLAY THESE ONLINE. TOGETHER. NAKED AND FREE.

So, if any of you fools use MAME / Kaillera NetPlay, you can find me in and around 'GodWeapon's Best of the Best EmulinkerSF Server' from time to time. I'm normally playing:

[sfiii3n] - Street Fighter III 3rd Strike: Fight for the Future (Japan, 990512, NO CD)

If that's not your cup, I'm up for playing:

[sfa3] - Street Fighter Alpha 3 (USA 980904)

[vsav2] - Vampire Savior 2: Lord of Vampire, The (Japan 970913)

[jojoban] - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future / JoJo no Kimyouna Bouken: Miraie no Isan (Japan, 990913, NO CD)

They play SF2, MvC, XMvSF, SSB, KoF, and a lot of other shit as well...but I'm not too big on that nonsense. I'm trying my hand at Garou though, so maybe one day I'll be decent. I've already come across a few NG users who were pretty cool, so if you play, drop me a PM and we can hook up sometime. For those who'd LIKE to play, Google up the shit that Mike hooked me up with - MAME32 Plus! 0.117, Kaillera, and the ROMs above. Speaking of Mike, you'll find him around the servers from time to time as well...he'll split your skull in SFIII, but I'm sure he's up for playing other shit as well.

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HEY GUYS IF YOU HAD ONE WISH WHAT WOULD IT BE FOR ME IT WOULD BE OKAY IF LIKE GOD REACHED DOWN AND GRANTED ME ONE SINGLE WISH OF COURSE I'D WISH TO BECOME A FEMALE IMMEDIATELY SO I COULD RUN INTO THE BATHROOM AND STARE UP MY PUSSY IN THE MIRROR I MEAN THAT'S THE ONLY WISH OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD OH YEAH BTW HOPE YOU LIKE THE REDESIGN BECAUSE I SURE AS FUCK DON'T

SEE YA

P.S. SUCK MY DICK