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EDiT: thanks, lockdown now

i'm afraid of the dark

YES I AM

DING DONG

"My bad."

Let this be a lesson boys and ghouls - aim low, and you'll never go wrong.

FUCK THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE: YOU

GAME ON

GO GO GO GO GO

(DISC 2 SOON)

I KNOW, I KNOW, I SAID A FEW DAYS. I'M SORRY.

To expand on Utah's post - this is probably the biggest project we've ever undertaken. I've been suffering through this shit day after day to get it out to everyone, and unfortunately, all I have to offer right now is an apology. Please understand that for the most part, the delay has been completely out of my hands - the big thing now is we've completely pushed Flash to the maximum and it's refusing to export any part of this project on anyone's computer. It's rejecting new file additions and destroying every virtual resource we have. In short, we're at a standstill - the collab is done, but Flash won't let us have it - so we have to rig Flash to handle shit it obviously can't handle. We're GETTING THERE. THIS SHIT IS A BEAST.

As I said, it's been our primary focus...I'm not slacking, and nobody has forgotten this project or set it aside. It's running full steam, and everyone's been hustling, discussing, and troubleshooting this shit for a long while now. Please don't give up on it yet...just keep your eye out for the Metal Gear Collab, coming soon - 100+ artists and a whole lot to see. Aiming for a few days, and NO SLEEP AS USUAL

P.S. I'M 20 TIMES MORE PISSED AT THIS PROJECT'S DELAY THAN ALL OF YOU TOOLS COMBINED, I FEEL BAD ENOUGH THAT IT'S NOT OUT YET AND I HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE SLEEPING WITHOUT YOUR GUILT TRIPS TWISTING MY GUTS UP EVEN MORE THAN THEY ALREADY ARE THANKS IN ADVANCE

P.P.S. THIS IS A RARE SCENARIO, DON'T AVOID FUTURE COLLABS DUE TO THIS ONE FUCKUP, WE HAVE A PRETTY SHARP TRACK RECORD...PLS :(

P.E.N.I.S. lol

GO GO GO GO GO

And feel free to call the NG hotline and say whatever to whoever. WHO KNOWS WHAT'LL HAPPEN? I HAVE A GENERAL IDEA.

It's that damn Hansel...he's SO hot right now!

It's Halloween. Naruto boy walks up singing 'Crank Dat' with custom candy-themed lyrics.

Leans to the left and rings dat' bell. "Trick or treat!"

Muffled voice: "Just a minute."

Boy dressed as Chun-Li walks up.

"Oh cool a Naruto costume." [THAT WAS SARCASM]

"Street Fighter sucks."

"It does not!"

[CONTINUE HILARIOUS CONVERSATION]

Impatient kid rings doorbell again. Muffled voice: "Coming, one sec..."

"BTW...Chun-Li is a GIRL. You're a FAG."

"Yeah, well Naruto...is...WHITE."

Black kid frowns in defeat.

Differences set aside, both kids agree to go to a new house, but not before the homeowner opens the door while jacking his dick, quickly shooting loads into both of their pumpkin buckets.

I had also intended to pan back into the guy's house to introduce his zany girlfriend, then end it with a Street Fighter 2 V "Next Episode" parody starring Vega, using audio from the end of episode 13 - "The Legend of Hadou Ken".

There. Now I don't have to finish this worthless cartoon. I should do this all the time!